Daughter texts Dad on Wedding Proposal

Daughter texts Dad on Wedding Proposal

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Daddy, I am coming home to get married, soon.  Get out your check book.  LOL  I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in Australia , and he lives in  Scotland .  We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had two months of relationship through Viber.  My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really  big wedding!”
Lots of love and thanks, from your favorite daughter.
Lilly,

 

  Lilly’s Dad’s reply (also texting)
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  Dad has it all together
  My Dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really?  Cool! Whatever!  I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all  through Paypal.  And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay!
L.O.L. , Daddy!
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BEST Painting Ever

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Best Painting Ever

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Buy Canadian ~ Buy American

Why we should buy Canadian   or even American…

This is TRULY worth reading and considering…..

A physics teacher in high school once told the students:
That while one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn’t
Slow a train very much, a billion of them would.
With that thought in mind, read the following, obviously Written by a patriotic Canadian:

Shopping in Lowe’s the other day for some reason and just for the fun of it I was looking at the garden hose attachments. They were all made in China . The next day I was in Home Hardwareand just for the fun of it I checked the hose attachments there. They were made in Canada !

Start looking…

In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else – even their job.

A quote from a consumer: “My grandson likes Hershey’s candy. I noticed, though, that it is marked made in Mexico now, instead of Smiths Falls , Ontario . I do not buy it any more”.

My favorite toothpaste, Colgate, is made in Mexico now. I have switched to Crest.

You have to read the labels on everything.

This past weekend I was at Wal-Mart. I needed 60W light bulbs. I was in the light bulb aisle, and right next to the GE brand I normally buy was an off-brand labelled, “Everyday Value”. I picked up both types of bulbs and compared the stats – they were the same except for the price. The GE bulbs were more money than the Everyday Value brand but the thing that surprised me the most was the fact thatGE was made in MEXICO and theEveryday Value brand was made in – get ready for this – Canada at a company in Ontario .

Their Equate Products are also made in Canada, and are very good.

Just to add my own experience on buying Made in Canada , I was looking for canned mushrooms that were made in Canada and could never find any, so I would buy fresh. But recently I foundRavine mushroomsmade in Canadawith a little red maple leaf on the can. A little more money but when I opened the can I looked at mushrooms that look like real mushrooms, not a mushroom that looks like it was cleaned in bleach.

Another product I no longer buy is Del Monte or Dole canned fruit. Del Monte is packaged in Taiwan and Dole is now a product of China .

Why should we pay for their fruit when our growers are left with fruit rotting on the trees. E.D. Smith is still made in Canada… buy theirs, at least you will know what is in it and have some quality control.

By the way, all pickles with the Presidents Choice label and the No Name yellow label [Superstore] are made in India . Think about it, water from the Ganges is used… yes THAT Ganges , the one that the people use as a toilet.
So throw out the myth that you cannot find products you use every day that are made right here.

My challenge to you is to start reading the labels when you shop for everyday things and see what you can find that is made In Canada. The job you save may be your own or your neighbour’s’! (Your children & grandchildren, also.)

If you accept this challenge, pass it on to others in your address book so we can all start buying Canadian, one light bulb at a time! Stop buying from overseas companies!

(We should have awakened two decades ago.)

Let’s get with the program. Help our fellow Canadians keep their jobs and create more jobs here in Canada .

If President Obama insists on a ‘Made in America ‘ Policy, which is commendable of him, to support American workers, we should do likewise.

BUY CANADIAN! Read the labels. Support Canadian jobs.

AMEN

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Boston Red Sox and the Blue Jays

Boston Red Sox can’t handle the Blue Jays!

 

dustin pedroia cant handle the blue jays

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Canadian Wildfires From Space

Canadian Wildfires From Space

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Devastating Effects of Cutting Down too Many Trees

Devastating Effects of Cutting Down too Many Trees

 

 

Look what happens when we cut down too many trees.

Global warming is one thing,  but see below & look at what is
happening if we continue to clear our forests!

We have to stop cutting down trees!

This is getting really serious!

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Devastating Effects of Cutting Down too Many Trees

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How Not To Instagram

 

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Click on the safe link above!

 

This should wake you up!

How Not To Instagram

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How to Turn Your Apple Watch into a Gold Apple Watch

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How to Turn Your Apple Watch into a Gold Apple Watch

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Bacon is Good for you!

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Bacon prolongs life!

Bacon is good for you and may have the ability to prolong your life, according to a recent study by researchers from ETH Zurich. Well, kind of.

 

The pork product is apparently full of niacin – also known as Vitamin B3 – which has been linked to a longer life span. Researchers tested the theory by feeding a selection of roundworms a good dose of niacin and their life lasted one-tenth longer.

You can also find the vitamin in paprika, sun-dried tomatoes, peanuts, and marmite (which is apparently yeast extract). But who cares? You can find niacin in bacon, which is all that really matters. So eat up! It’s good for you.

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TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REBUILD KIT

Mike Babcock has been hired by the Toronto Maple Leafs, who will introduce their new coach at a Thursday press conference. Terms of the contact were not released, but Sportsnet and TSN reported Babcock will get eight years and approximately $50 million. He’s getting older now and wants shorter seasons to spend time with his family.

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TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REBUILD KITTORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REBUILD KIT

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