Finding a Treat
Hippity hop, hippity hop,
Will the Easter Bunny stop?
Will he leave a treat behind
An Easter basket for me to find?
I’ll look over here, I’ll look over there,
I’ll look behind things, I’ll look everywhere.
I’ll look until I find my treat,
And then I’ll sit right down and eat.
Secret Easter Egg Hunting Information
Would you like to know a secret?
Well, I’ll tell you one I know:
The Easter’s Bunny’s coming,
My mama told me so.
He’ll bring a basket filled with eggs
And leave it in my yard,
And I will find it Easter morn,
If I look very hard.
I shouldn’t tell my secret,
But I think it should be shared.
You ought to know that Bunny’s coming, So you can be prepared!
Easter Bunny Footprints
Another twist for your Easter egg hunt is to use bunny footprints to give the children clues where to look for the eggs.
Memorable Easter Egg Hunt Story
Special Easter egg hunt. Try sprinkling talc on the wooden floor, then using the bunny footprints, they created a trail in the talcum powder.
Place carrots at strategic points, but also gnaw them to look like the rabbits had been there. One neat touch is to leave a spilt saucer of milk in the kitchen.
Sign on bathroom door for your Easter Egg Hunt
Your Easter Egg is near now,
On this I’d like to bet
The next place that it’s hiding in
You’re bound to get a little wet.
(Egg hiding in the bath)
Hop, Hop, Hop
Hop, hop, hop,
Hop my bunny hop,
Hop along my little bunny
You look sweet and very funny
On this Easter day.
Look and see,
Where the eggs may be,
Here is on and here’s another,
Here’s a lovely one for mother.
Let us look and see,
Where the eggs may be.
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Easter Chocolate and No Guilt
One of the best and most enjoyable ways to stay thin?
A new study finds it’s
eating a healthy diet full of
Share the great news ~
just in time for a guilt free Easter!
Reasons why Chocolate is good for you:
Chocolate (dark) loaded with antioxidants
Chocolate reduces blood pressure
Chocolate may lower cholesterol
It might help prevent heart disease
If you are happy you are usually healthier
Reduces stress especially now that you should not feel guilty if you eat chocolate!
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Thought you might enjoy these
CUTE EASTER CHICKS AND BUNNIES
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FOR A LIST OF NATIONAL ANTHEMS LYRICS AND FLAGS
FROM AROUND THE WORLD and Free National Anthem mp3 Downloads
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AnthemWorld.com has one of the best collections of Anthems on the Internet. You can quickly find Anthems and National Anthem lyrics and can choose your National Anthem mp3 Free Downloads.
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A national anthem (also national hymn, national song etc.) is a generally patriotic musical composition that evokes and eulogizes the history, traditions and struggles of its people, recognized either by a nation’s government as the official national song, or by convention through use by the people. The majority of national anthems are either marches or hymns in style. The countries of Latin America tend towards more operatic pieces, while a handful of countries use a simple fanfare. ~ wikipedia
A national flag is a flag that symbolizes a country. The flag is flown by the government, but usually can also be flown by citizens of the country.
Both public and private buildings such as schools and courthouses may fly the national flag. In some countries, the national flags are only flown from non-military buildings on certain flag days. There are three distinct types of national flag for use on land, and three for use at sea, though many countries use identical designs for several (and sometimes all) of these types of flag. wikipedia
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First Day of Spring
It’s Time to Celebrate Spring
It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!” ~ Mark Twain
“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.” ~ Doug Larson
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” ~ Henry Van Dyke
“The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.” ~ E.B. White, “Hot Weather,” One Man’s Meat, 1944
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
What do you call a sunny day that’s followed by two days of rain?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
Spring is in the air. Ewed jump too!
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SPRING IS IN THE AIR
The first day of Spring is in 2014 on March 20 (according to the astronomical definition). An equinox occurs twice a year (around 20 March and 22 September), when the plane of Earth’s equator passes the center of the Sun. At this time the tilt of the Earth’s axis is inclined neither away from nor towards the Sun. The term equinox can also be used in a broader sense, meaning the date when such a passage happens. The name “equinox” is derived from the Latin aequus (equal) and nox (night), because around the equinox, night and day are about equal length. Spring is one of the four temperate seasons, the transition period between winter and summer. Spring and “springtime” refer to the season, and broadly to ideas of rebirth, renewal and regrowth.
Tired of Winter
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ENJOY A GUINNESS CAKE POP
WITH A PINT ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY
BUT, NOT TOO MANY!
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Guinness Museum In Honor of the Irish and St. Patrick’s Day
My Gut Feeling is that he’ll have a rough morning!
After a day at the Guinness Museum!
Notice the Green Water!
Origin of Guinness Beer
Guinness (/???n?s/ gin-is) is a popular Irish dry stout that originated in the brewery of Arthur Guinness (1725–1803) at St. James’s Gate,Dublin. Guinness is one of the most successful beer brands worldwide. It is brewed in almost 60 countries and is available in over 100.Annual sales total 850 million litres (1.5 billion imperial or 1.8 billion US pints).
A feature of the product is the burnt flavour that is derived from roasted unmalted barley, although this is a relatively modern development, not becoming part of the grist until the mid-20th century. For many years a portion of aged brew was blended with freshly brewed beer to give a sharp lactic flavour. Although the Guinness palate still features a characteristic “tang”, the company has refused to confirm whether this type of blending still occurs. The draught beer’s thick, creamy head comes from mixing the beer with nitrogen when poured. It is popular with Irish people both in Ireland and abroad, and, in spite of a decline in consumption since 2001, is still the best-selling alcoholic drink inIreland where Guinness & Co. makes almost €2 billion annually.
The company has had its headquarters in London from 1932 onwards. It merged with Grand Metropolitan plc in 1997, and is now part of the British-based multinational alcoholic drinks producer Diageo.
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Moving to Florida
Moved to our new home in Ontario. It is so beautiful here. Our town is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14 Ontario is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11 Deer season will open soon. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. Took some great pictures of winter scenes. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19 Snowed again last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I’m exhausted from shoveling. Damn Snowplow!
DEC. 22 More of that white sh*t fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I’m done shoveling. That *!&%!!!
DEC. 25 “White Christmas” my busted ass. More snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-(%)! who drives that snowplow, I swear I will strike the dumb bastard. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on this freaking ice.
DEC. 28 More of the same sht last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when “Snowplow Harry” comes by. Can’t go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white sht. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this sh*t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1 Happy freaking New Year!. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got (75 cm) 34 inches of snow this time. At this rate it won’t melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and sht for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sht he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.
JAN. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the damn *#! deer. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
Record snowfall and temperatures 17 degrees below normal. Who would live in the
MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of sh*t.
MAY 10 Moving to Florida today. I can’t imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in this God forsaken place. The early settlers must have been crazy! Hope it doesn’t snow on the way down to Florida!!?
SNOWBALL FIGHT PASS IT ON:
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Why Drink Green Beer on St. Patrick’s Day?
Not in Ireland!
A few Fun Beer Facts for St. Patrick’s Day
That’s an American or Canadian tradition. You’ll find that most Irish people don’t like the concept of turning lesser American beers green and calling it Irish. In North America, many people believe celebrating St. Patrick’s Day means Leprechauns, Shillelaghs and Green things. If you want to properly celebrate St. Patrick’s, find a good Irish beer you like and raise a glass.
In Toronto, Guinness wants to teach everyone how to “paint the town black” in an authentic Irish way. They’re official motto this year is:
“On St. Patrick’s Day,
friends don’t let friends
drink green beer!”
Where did the expression
“wet your whistle”
About 4000 years ago, it was the accepted practice in Babylonia that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calender was lunar based, this period was called the “honey month” or what we know to day as the “Honey Moon”.
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender used to yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. From where we get “mind your own P’s and Q’s”.
After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. The “Berserk” means “bear shirt” in norse, and eventually to the meaning of wild battles.
Way down in 1740, the Admiral Veron of the British fleet decided to water down the navy’s rum, which naturally, the sailors weren’t pleased with. They nicknamed the Admiral Old Grog, after the still stiff grogram coats he used to wear. The term grog soon began to mean the watered down drink itself. When you are drunk on this grog, you are “groggy”, a word still in use.
Just a little GROGGY!
Long ago in England, pub frequenters
had a whistle baked into the rim of
their beer mugs or ceremic/glass cups.
The whistle was used to order services.
Thus we get the phrase,
“wet your whistle”.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
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