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How to Turn Your Apple Watch into a Gold Apple Watch

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How to Turn Your Apple Watch into a Gold Apple Watch

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Bacon is Good for you!

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Bacon prolongs life!

Bacon is good for you and may have the ability to prolong your life, according to a recent study by researchers from ETH Zurich. Well, kind of.

 

The pork product is apparently full of niacin – also known as Vitamin B3 – which has been linked to a longer life span. Researchers tested the theory by feeding a selection of roundworms a good dose of niacin and their life lasted one-tenth longer.

You can also find the vitamin in paprika, sun-dried tomatoes, peanuts, and marmite (which is apparently yeast extract). But who cares? You can find niacin in bacon, which is all that really matters. So eat up! It’s good for you.

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TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REBUILD KIT

Mike Babcock has been hired by the Toronto Maple Leafs, who will introduce their new coach at a Thursday press conference. Terms of the contact were not released, but Sportsnet and TSN reported Babcock will get eight years and approximately $50 million. He’s getting older now and wants shorter seasons to spend time with his family.

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CANADIAN JOKE

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Canadian Joke

Dave & Ladine are at the airport in Phoenix, awaiting their flight. 
They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens,  all ready to head home to the Canadian winter.
An old American couple standing nearby in shorts are intrigued by their manner of dress.
The wife says to her husband, “Look at that couple.  I wonder where they’re from?”
He replies, “How would I know?”
She counters, “You could go and ask them.”
He says, “I don’t really care. You want to know, you go ask them.”
She decides to do just that, walks over to the couple and asks,
“Excuse me, I’ve noticed the way you’re dressed and I wonder where you’re from?”
Dave replies, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”
The woman returns to her husband who asks, So, where are they from?”
She replies, “I don’t know. They don’t speak English.”
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Canadian Joke

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Pickleball What a Great Sport

Pickleball What a Great Sport

There are many reasons why pickleball is GROWING in North America.

It’s fun, friendly, and great exercise.

AND, where I play

DINKS are Welcome on the Pickleball Court

I love pickle ball rebus

Pickleball What a Great Sport

I Relish Pickleball

A great site for pickleball videos, lessons and clinics is:

third shot sports pickleball

http://www.thirdshotsports.com/

Another great site for PICKLEBALL hints is:

http://pickleballhelp.com/

Pickleball is a racquet sport that combines elements of badminton, tennis, and table tennis. Pickleball is a sport in which two or four players use solid paddles made of wood or composite materials to hit a perforated polymer ball, similar to a wiffle ball, over a net. The sport shares features of other racquet sports, the dimensions and layout of a badminton court, and a net and rules similar to tennis, with a few modifications. Pickleball was invented in the mid 1960s as a children’s backyard pastime but quickly became popular among adults as a fun game for players of all skill levels. ~wikipedia

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Pickleball What a Great Sport

A few Pickleball jokes

A pickleball player is suing the city for not providing the proper facilities for the growing number of pickleball players. He wants to get the city rolling towards a new pickleball facilty.

He may soon get his day in court

i love pickleball

Pickleball What a Great Sport

 

Q? How many pickleball players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A! What do you mean the bulb was out? It wasn’t out, it was in!

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Pickleball What a Great Sport


To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.

A badminton player, a squash player and a pickleball player decided to stay at a country inn, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.
“That’s OK”, said the badminton player, “I`ll sleep in the barn.” So off he went.
A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the badminton player who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.
“That’s OK,” said the squash player. “I’ll sleep there.”
So, off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the squash player there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.
“That’s OK,” said the pickleball player, “I`ll sleep there.” So, off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig standing there.

A bad diller is a poor pickleball server!!

Why did the little pickle love his mother’s cooking?
It was dillicious!

Pickleball It’s a big dill

 

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Pickleball Paddles Well With Others

Check out the following for more Pickleball Fun:

http://pickleballsport.blogspot.ca/

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Happy New Year 2015

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015

2015 happy new year

Happy New Year

An Inspirational Thought
Happy New Year

by Catherine Pulsifer
H appiness depends upon your outlook on life.
A ttitude is just as important as ability.
P assion find yours this year!
P ositive thoughts make everything easier.
Y ou are unique, with special gifts, use them.

N ew beginnings with a new year.
E nthusiasm a true secret of success.
W ishes may they turn into goals.

Y ears go by to quickly, enjoy them.
E nergy may you have lots of it.
A ppreciation of life, don’t take it for granted.
R elax take the time to relax in this coming year

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2015 Wishes for You

 

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2015 Wishes for you

Here are THIS YEAR’s ~ 2015 wishes for you.


May you always make the right moves.



May your cup runneth over with love

2015 wishes for you
MAY YOU ALWAYS FIND SHELTER FROM ANY STORM

2015 wishes for you

May you remain good looking and looking good.

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May you find the perfect diet for your

body and your soul.

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May you find perfect balance in the

company you keep.

wishes for 2015

May you have as much fun as you can before

someone makes you stop.
cutest dog
May the worst thing that happens to you come in slobbery pink and furry TAN.

as cool as it gets puppy

May  you  manage  to  MAKE  time  for  siesta.


May all the new folks you meet be

interesting and kind.


May your accessories always harmonize with

your natural beauty!

cutest mini pig

2015 Wishes for you

cutest frog

2015 wishes for you



Should your mouth ever be bigger than your stomach,

may you have a chewing good time!

Cutest picture ever 2015 Wishes for you

2015 Wishes for you



May you always know when to walk away

and when to run.

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AND MAY YOUR FRIENDS ALWAYS

BRING YOU JOY

true love

true love


REMEMBERING THAT LIVING WELL

IS THE BEST REVENGE AGAINST

MORTALITY

*

May 2015 be your

**

BEST year EVER!!!

  
   


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The Day After Christmas Happy Boxing Day

The Day After Christmas Happy Boxing Day Santa

Boxing Day: That time of year when everyone gets Santamental.

The day after Christmas happy boxing day

The day after Christmas

 

Wikipedia:

Boxing Day is a bank or public holiday that occurs on December 26, or the first or second weekday after Christmas Day, depending on national or regional laws. It is observed in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and some other Commonwealth nations.

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The day after Christmas

Boxing Day is: A day to buy what you really wanted on

Christmas day at huge discounted prices!

 

I now know why it’s called Boxing day – I’ve just spent most of the afternoon repackaging my terrible Christmas presents to sell on ebay.

Boxing Day bargain shopping is now as important a part of the Christmas tradition celebrated by more than a billion people around the world as the main festivities themselves.

Boxing Day is traditionally one of the

largest retail days of the year!

The day after Christmas

The day after Christmas

 

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Boxing Day breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, ”I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, ”What’s with the hubcap?” The waiter sings, ”O, there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

The Day After Christmas Poem ( Boxing Day Poem)

‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,

Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse.

The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;

Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.

 

Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while

Upstairs the family continued to snore.

 

And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,

I went into the kitchen and started to clean.

 

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.

 

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

 

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.

 

The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;

The patch on his jacket said “U.S. POSTMAN.”

 

With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox

Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.

 

Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.

Whistling and shouting he called them by name:

 

“Now Dillard’s, now Targets’, now Penny’s and Sears

Here’s Visa, and Master Card, and one for the Beer.

 

To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,

Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all!”

 

He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.

He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.

 

He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,

Driving much faster with just half a load.

 

Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,

“ENJOY WHAT YOU GOT……..YOU’LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!”

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The Real Reason Why We Put An Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree

Ever wonder about the real reason why we put an Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree?

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Why We Put An Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the Door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Why We Put An Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree

 

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