BUTTER IN YOUR COFFEE

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Butter in your Coffee

Are you aware of the new trend, butter in your coffee, going around that may forever change the way you drink coffee. Instead of the usual cream and sugar, many people are now adding butter to their coffee and it’s just about the greatest thing ever. I love coffee AND butter. This has some definite possibilities. Hmmmmmm. I am also very fond of bacon….. Personally, I like my bacon with chocolate… Mmmm chocolate buttered bacon coffee.   Tried butter with my coffee… ruined my coffee maker!

Here is the Bulletproof recipe.

  • 2 cups of coffee.
  • 2 tablespoons (at least) of grass-fed, unsalted butter.
  • 1-2 tablespoons of MCT oil.
  • All mixed in a blender.

A few of the best butter and coffee puns:

Have you heard about the new trend? I butter not tell you or you might spread it around.

Some people say drinking coffee this way makes them feel butter.

Said the coffee to the butter, “You’re my butter half.”

This new Coffee recipe has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion with my wife even though I tried to butter her up.

.Tried to make some puns about butter but the margarine for error is too big.

When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain and said I butter be able to get this out!

This butter coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

There is some pressure to try this new drink… you butter do what we say or we’ll assalt you!

butter coffee

Butter in your Coffee

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Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by John - September 24, 2014 at 7:52 am

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A little walk down memory lane

a little walk down memory lane

memory lane

I bet you remenber all of these.
Baby Doll pjs  Remember these 1950's '60's   Loved Baby Dolls so comfy on those hot summer nights.
Sealtest Ice Creamcroquet...we played in our backyardHeaven Sent.Tinker Toys.  -- Hours and hours of fun with these!vintage 1950's Bulova.  My Mom wore hers everydayBringing your lunch to school in a brown paper bag...with it stapled at the top and my name written on it :)four     leaf clover pressed in bookSugar DaddyBronzed Baby ShoesI remember these, but cherry Luden's were my favorite.A little walk down memory laneThis is an antique music download service.. place in front of speaker, wait for song, and hope that everyone can be quiet for 4 and a half minutesChicks of various colors. We     called them Methiolate.  for boo boo'sI remember these trendy aluminum drinking glasses. Could never decide which color to choose!lucite grapesSpent     hours making these.Bank   BooksDid these come in laundry soap boxes or from a gas station when you filled up w/ gas?  We had a set of them!I was allowed to stay up until the end of Ed Sullivan to watch Topo Gigio :)  vintage topo gigio vinyl toy ('60s? '70s?)Remember the fruit flavored wax  coke bottles!White baby shoes with the bellsThis is the   way   we dry our hair, dry our hair, dry our hair . . .All my elementary school papers were printed on a mimeograph...I can still smell the purple ink :)Kids say the darndest things....Remember using this?An old Outhouse at the abandoned   Homeplace of Michael Crowell near Halls Mill in Bedford County, Tennessee.    Collecting photos of  Middle Tennessee Outhouses seems somewhat strange, but due to the fact that these Tennessee treasures are fast disappearing from the Tennessee landscape makes it all the more necessary to photograph them. Those   Outhouses   which have not been destroyed or removed by human hands and urban development are fast decaying from the elements of time. It is to our native T...Black and White Saddle ShoesTransistor RadioFloor Model vintage radioDear Diary ...General Store Paper Cutter, EveryeskimoReinforcement rings...because your notebook paper holes would   tear and these   would mend them...We had these Wooly Willy magnetic toys in the 1960's when we were kids ...Formica table, vinyl chairs.  I would love to have one nowLibrary cardsmascara-add waterThis is how ears were pierced back in the day!....with a needle after freezing your ear with ice.the old auditoriums

a trip down memory lane

1970′s rotary dial phone

noxzemaDoing the Bunny Hop!The odd positions we would lay in on the floor when talking on the phone.Woolworth & Kreske's soda fountains ... our favorite treat of the monthShoeless Teenage Couples Dancing in HS Gym During a Sock HopKnow what these are? Think music..... Yep, you put them in the middle of 45s (small records) to make them fit on the stem of the record player.Hard to believe!stockings in a boxGas Stations used to be called service stations ... they would rush to your car, check the water and oil, put air in your tires, wash your windows, and pump your gas.glass fuses~ used before current circuit breakersdagwood.chenille bath robes Good old times  -  REMEMBER !!pant stretchers.....helped reduce ironing & make the front pleat.Ricky NelsonRemember   ever having to do this????Interior of one room schoolhouseRed Skelton eclectic spellingHomemade ice cream ....waiting to lick the dasher!Seamed stockingsDick and JaneA very   elegant, frill-free box of vintage Crayola crayons. #Crayola #crayons #vintage #stationery #office #school  #supplies#vintage. #turquoise #aqua  #camera 1940 real silver tinselled christmas tree! Stunning!...and then you would save the eggWringer Washing MachineMilk ManJacks Game: Multicolored metal jacks and a red rubber ball...window tray at the drive-indiaper pinswaterproof pants which were referred to as pic up stixsElementary School  GlueRoller Skating at the Roller Rink on Saturday afternoons.Drive-in theaterson mom's dresserAluminum Christmas treePincurls with bobbie pinsCap gun, roll caps*pinball machinesI had a pet turtle!!rusty gas pump...Library card catalogsdancing cigarette pack ads

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Best Bardarbunga Volcano Jokes and Puns

Best Bardarbunga Volcano Jokes and Puns

Best Bardarbunga Volcano Jokes and Puns

 

I nearly blew my top when I heard about the Icelandic Volcano, Eyjafjallajokull in 2010.  The news exploded around the world and across the  internet! I thought it was a huge Volcano and the news left me trembling and quaking in my shoes. There were a lot of people spewing false information, and many were just full of hot air.  That funny dude on YouTube, who shouted, “I hate Iceland!”, was just blowing off steam. Most of the ash cloud talk was going over my head. I especially had trouble trying to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull. EyJ -Eyjaf -Eyjafjall – oh forget it!   

Now we have news that another volcano in Iceland, the Bardarbunga volcano, may erupt.

It’s not clear if this whole Icelandic Volcanic thing is a cover up (code name: ASHTRAY). Or, am I making a mountain out of a crater hole? The hole issue is so cloudy. Why are they keeping us in the dark about the Bardarbunga volcano? This situation could lead to some fiery and explosive debates! I just hope that one day they cough up the truth. It’s time for us to erupt in a cloud of  jokes, let them flow freely. Let’s have a lava about it. After all, lavter is the best medicine! Best Bardarbunga Volcano Jokes and Puns

My mother in-law recently returned from Europe. Seems that volcanic ash has little effect on the air travel of a broom.

Witch flies by Animation

What’s the difference between the volcano and Katie Price? Not much, they both just need to keep their tops on….

Best Bardarbunga Volcano Jokes and Puns

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Tooth Tattoos

Tooth Tattoos are becoming a fashion trend.

Tooth Tattoos are also known as TATTEETH

Why not get a tooth tattoo and put your money where your mouth is?

teeth tattoo Mickey mouse

Tooth Tattoo Puns

I have my own flossify about teeth tattoos.

The tooth tattoo trend is spreading by word of mouth.

If you are a parent you may need to brace yourself because your teenager may get a tooth tattoo.

I went to a tooth tattoo artist who specialized in crowns.

If you are feeling down in the mouth you might want to consider getting a tooth tattoo.

It may have a positive impact on your mood. There may be some wisdom in that statement.

Body tattoos have become very common. So why not get a dental tattoo. It makes your smile quite distinctive. 


If you love animals, you can get an impression of a pooch on your canine.   dog tooth tattoo                     It is a hassle-free procedure that may become very popular.

tooth rose tattoo-Teeth-Tattoos

        Tooth tattoo’s popularity owes itself partly to the fact that it is painless and can be removed anytime. Dental tattoos are just plain fun!

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The iWatch Watch

When will the iWatch be available? We are on the iWatch watch!

apple-iwatch-design

Holograms, Dick Tracy Phones and the Future

iwatch concept

Within the next ten years…. You heard it here first!

iwatch watch

There will be a new Cell Phone/Computer, worn on the wrist that has a very advanced voice recognition system with the capability of projecting crystal clear three dimensional images (at least 10 feet by 10 feet). With Cloud Computing, it will have unlimited capabilities! It will be the the fastest selling product in the history of the World (until the next version comes out.)

 

Not sure if it will be called the iTracy or the iDick!

Until then,

we’ll just have to settle for the

iPhone5 watch

~ The iWatch

Can you imagine how many things this will make obsolete????

(TV’s, cable, keyboards, desktop and laptop computers, TV stands, iPads, writing – to name a few)

iWatch watch Wikipedia: On January 13, 1946 [2] , Gould changed Dick Tracy forever with the introduction of the 2-Way Wrist Radio, having drawn inspiration from a visit to inventor Al Gross. This seminal communications device, worn as a wristwatch by Tracy and members of the police force, became one of the strip’s most immediately recognizable icons, and can be thought of as a precursor to later technological developments, such as cellular phones. Holography (from the Greek, hólos whole +graf? writingdrawing) is a technique that allows the light scattered from an object to be recorded and later reconstructed so that it appears as if the object is in the same position relative to the recording medium as it was when recorded. The image changes as the position and orientation of the viewing system changes in exactly the same way as if the object were still present, thus making the recorded image (hologram) appear three dimensional.

iWatch watch

Star Wars – Now!

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World Cup German Hangover

Congratulations to Germany ~ World Cup Champions!!

hangover-funny-picture-meaning POLAR-BEAR-DRUNK-PICTURE

 

Hangover cures at:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2012/01/hanover-cures/

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World Cup 2014 Fail

World Cup 2014 FailBrazil loses world cup jokes

So many bad actors and poor role models in this years World Cup

 and

Neymar out Injured

James Rodriguez left in tears

Suarez banned Ronaldo and Rooney Flopped

Zlatan and Bale at home

 Brazil is embarrassed by Germany

 What could Brazil have done  differently?

Brazil world cup jokes

 

Then there is Messi

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FIFA Should Allow Instant Replays

Take the poll below:


Should FIFA allow Instant Replays?

Major blunders by referees have knocked countries out the 2014 World Cup

How absurd is that???.

 

POLL

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The entire world watched as the “human factor” cost a major European nation a chance in the round of 16 and sent them home. A penalty shot was awarded The only two people in the world who didn’t know were the referee and his assistant in that half of the field.

 

There have been more than one major blunder in this year’s World Cup.

Give a manager two challenges per game. Takes 2 minutes to review a call. 

FIFA Instant Replays

 

Get with it FIFA!

People look forward to the games every four years. It’s sad, that after all the effort and money to make it to the World Cup, a human error, which can be quickly and easily corrected, causes a team a chance to advance.

 

I must admit I enjoy watching instant replays of challenged calls in sports like tennis, baseball, hockey and football.

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The Church Service Of The Future ……

 

The Church Service Of The Future …… bless_my_phone_humor

Hip religion:
 
It’s coming!
 
The Church Service of the Future
 
Date: 17th June 2014 12.08:34 AEST Sent from my iPad
Begin forwarded message:

PASTOR: “Praise the Lord!”

CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!”

PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13.

And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e……

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”

S-i-l-e-n-c-e

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’ 

a.. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church..”You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’ 

b.Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

c.Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to
the church account.”

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

“Final Blessing and Closing Announcements..

a. This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.

b. . Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t miss out.

c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers

God bless you and have nice day

 

 

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Back to Work After 30 Years

The shortest video you’ve ever seen …
 
A woman goes back to work after thirty years.
 
This video is only 5 seconds long, but, you’ll get it.
 
If you’re younger than 40, you probably won’t understand it.

www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0

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