The iWatch Watch

When will the iWatch be available? We are on the iWatch watch!

Holograms, Dick Tracy Phones and the Future

iwatch concept

Within the next ten years…. You heard it here first!

iwatch watch

There will be a new Cell Phone/Computer, worn on the wrist that has a very advanced voice recognition system with the capability of projecting crystal clear three dimensional images (at least 10 feet by 10 feet). With Cloud Computing, it will have unlimited capabilities! It will be the the fastest selling product in the history of the World (until the next version comes out.)

 

Not sure if it will be called the iTracy or the iDick!

Until then,

we’ll just have to settle for the

iPhone5 watch

~ The iWatch

Can you imagine how many things this will make obsolete????

(TV’s, cable, keyboards, desktop and laptop computers, TV stands, iPads, writing – to name a few)

iWatch watch Wikipedia: On January 13, 1946 [2] , Gould changed Dick Tracy forever with the introduction of the 2-Way Wrist Radio, having drawn inspiration from a visit to inventor Al Gross. This seminal communications device, worn as a wristwatch by Tracy and members of the police force, became one of the strip’s most immediately recognizable icons, and can be thought of as a precursor to later technological developments, such as cellular phones. Holography (from the Greek, hólos whole +graf? writingdrawing) is a technique that allows the light scattered from an object to be recorded and later reconstructed so that it appears as if the object is in the same position relative to the recording medium as it was when recorded. The image changes as the position and orientation of the viewing system changes in exactly the same way as if the object were still present, thus making the recorded image (hologram) appear three dimensional.

iWatch watch

Star Wars – Now!

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World Cup German Hangover

Congratulations to Germany ~ World Cup Champions!!

hangover-funny-picture-meaning POLAR-BEAR-DRUNK-PICTURE

 

Hangover cures at:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2012/01/hanover-cures/

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World Cup 2014 Fail

World Cup 2014 FailBrazil loses world cup jokes

So many bad actors and poor role models in this years World Cup

 and

Neymar out Injured

James Rodriguez left in tears

Suarez banned Ronaldo and Rooney Flopped

Zlatan and Bale at home

 Brazil is embarrassed by Germany

 What could Brazil have done  differently?

Brazil world cup jokes

 

Then there is Messi

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FIFA Should Allow Instant Replays

Take the poll below:


Should FIFA allow Instant Replays?

Major blunders by referees have knocked countries out the 2014 World Cup

How absurd is that???.

 

POLL

FIFA INSTANT REPLAYS
Should FIFA allow instant replays at the World Cup?
 
 
 

The entire world watched as the “human factor” cost a major European nation a chance in the round of 16 and sent them home. A penalty shot was awarded The only two people in the world who didn’t know were the referee and his assistant in that half of the field.

 

There have been more than one major blunder in this year’s World Cup.

Give a manager two challenges per game. Takes 2 minutes to review a call. 

FIFA Instant Replays

 

Get with it FIFA!

People look forward to the games every four years. It’s sad, that after all the effort and money to make it to the World Cup, a human error, which can be quickly and easily corrected, causes a team a chance to advance.

 

I must admit I enjoy watching instant replays of challenged calls in sports like tennis, baseball, hockey and football.

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The Church Service Of The Future ……

 

The Church Service Of The Future …… bless_my_phone_humor

Hip religion:
 
It’s coming!
 
The Church Service of the Future
 
Date: 17th June 2014 12.08:34 AEST Sent from my iPad
Begin forwarded message:

PASTOR: “Praise the Lord!”

CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!”

PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13.

And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e……

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”

S-i-l-e-n-c-e

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’ 

a.. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church..”You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’ 

b.Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

c.Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to
the church account.”

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

“Final Blessing and Closing Announcements..

a. This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.

b. . Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t miss out.

c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers

God bless you and have nice day

 

 

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Back to Work After 30 Years

The shortest video you’ve ever seen …
 
A woman goes back to work after thirty years.
 
This video is only 5 seconds long, but, you’ll get it.
 
If you’re younger than 40, you probably won’t understand it.

www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0

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Happy Father’s Day ~ I love you, dad!

Happy Father’s Day ~ I love you, dad!

Happy Father’s Day June 15, 2014

Father’s Day is a celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. Many countries celebrate it on the third Sunday of June, though it is also celebrated widely on other days. Father’s Day was created to complement Mother’s Day, a celebration that honors mothers and motherhood.

Father’s Day was inaugurated in the United States in the early 20th century to complement Mother’s Day in celebrating fatherhood and male parenting.

After the success obtained by Anna Jarvis with the promotion of Mother’s Day in the US, some[who?] wanted to create similar holidays for other family members, and Father’s Day was the choice most likely to succeed.[citation needed] There were other persons in the US who independently thought of “Father’s Day”,[1][2] but the credit for the modern holiday is often given to Sonora Dodd,[2] who was the driving force behind its establishment.[3]

Father’s Day was founded in Spokane, Washington at the YMCA in 1910 by Sonora Smart Dodd, who was born in Arkansas.[3] Its first celebration was in the Spokane YMCA on June 19, 1910.[3][4] Her father, the Civil War veteran William Jackson Smart, was a single parent who raised his six children there.[3] After hearing a sermon about Jarvis’ Mother’s Day in 1909, she told her pastor that fathers should have a similar holiday honoring them.[3] Although she initially suggested June 5, her father’s birthday, the pastors did not have enough time to prepare their sermons, and the celebration was deferred to the third Sunday of June.[1][2] wikipedia

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Happy Friday the 13th

Happy Friday the 13th

Friday-the-13th

The next Friday the 13th that occurs during a full moon in the month of June will be

on June 13th, 2098.

 If you are a superstitious person, then Friday is a double whammy for you It’s Friday the 13th, a bad day and dreaded number in several cultures. And it also a full moon, which has special powers!! full moon friday the 13th

An interesting post about Friday the 13th at:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2012/01/the-fear-of-friday-the-13th-is-called-friggatriskaidekaphobia/

According to folklorists, there is no written evidence for a “Friday the 13th” superstition before the 19th century.[1][2][3] The earliest known documented reference in English occurs in Henry Sutherland Edwards’ 1869 biography of Gioachino Rossini, who died on a Friday 13th.

He [Rossini] was surrounded to the last by admiring friends; and if it be true that, like so many Italians, he regarded Fridays as an unlucky day and thirteen as an unlucky number, it is remarkable that one Friday 13th of November he died.[4]

Several theories have been proposed about the origin of the Friday the 13th superstition. One theory states that it is a modern amalgamation of two older superstitions: that 13 is an unlucky number and that Friday is an unlucky day. Wikipedia

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Beats by Dre | The Game Before The Game

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Beats by Dre | The Game Before The Game

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Published on Jun 5, 2014

Before the goals, before the glory, there is an unseen game played in the locker room. Watch how the best prepare for greatness with Beats SOLO2 and Studio. This is how the game is won.

Featuring: Neymar Jr., Bacary Sagna, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Blaise Matuidi, Cesc Fàbregas, Daniel Sturridge, Chicharito, Jozy Altidore, Luis Suárez, Mario Götze, and Robin van Persie. Special Appearances: Neymar da Silva Sr., LeBron James, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Rafaella Beckran, Rio Ferdinand, Serena Williams, Sydney Leroux, Stuart Scott, and Thierry Henry. Beats by Dr. Dre presents “The Game Before The Game”:http://www.thegamebeforethegame.com Music: “Jungle” by X Ambassadors & Jamie N Commons, available at http://beats.mu/blm6 andhttp://smarturl.it/JungleSOTW Original Score by Michael Einziger and Annmarie Simpson

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Budget Backyard DIYs That Are Borderline Genius

Budget Backyard DIYs That Are Borderline Genius

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/51-budget-backyard-diys-that-are-borderline-genius

Budget Backyard DIYs That Are Borderline Genius

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