VICTORIA’S SECRET WORKOUT
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Hope you have a
Happy Earth Day
Why should I care about future generations? What have they ever done for me?
– Groucho Marx
Earth Day is 44 years’ old today!
Happy Earth Day Quotes:
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
– David Letterman
He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
– Thomas Fuller
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
– Ralph Nader
There is a great need for the introduction of new values in our society, where bigger is not necessarily better, where slower can be faster, and where less can be more.
– Gaylord Nelson
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtfully committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.
– Margaret Mead
For 200 years we’ve been conquering nature. Now we’re beating it to death.
– Tom McMillan
The World’s Most Popular Beer Bread Recipe
This beer bread recipe is the most popular in the world, according to Google. The beer bread recipe, was posted by Gerald Norman on Food.com where it has been reviewed by over 600 amateur and professional cooks. What makes this beer bread so good? It’s the use of Creemore Beer. If you can’t find Creemore beer then you are out of luck. Try another beer bread recipe!
Creemore Beer Bread
3 cups flour (sifted before measuring and spooned into cup after sifting)
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons sugar
1 (12-oz.) can Creemore beer
6 tablespoons melted butter
1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease an 8-1/2 x 4-1/2 x 2-1/2 loaf pan. Set aside.
2) Sift flour, baking powder, salt and sugar together in a large bowl. Add beer and mix just until combined. Spoon mounds of dough into prepared pan. Do not level top. Pour melted butter over dough. Do not stir or poke. Bake in middle of oven for 1 hour. Remove from oven and place pan on a cooling rack for 15 minutes. Remove bread from pan and serve while still warm. Yield: 1 loaf.
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Happy Easter Monday
James Howell ~ Easter so longed for is gone in a day.
Great Easter dinner. I’m Eggs-zosted!
Amy Sedaris ~ My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Easter Monday is a holiday in many English speaking countries, including England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Australia, and European counties. The tradition of having a holiday on the day after Easter Sunday was brought to Canada by European immigrants. In some parts of Europe, such as Hungary, Poland and the Czech Republic, there are particular traditions connected with Easter Monday.
One morning a chicken laid 3 eggs. The farmer and his son were watching this historic moment. Minutes later one egg hatched. The next minute the second one hatched. 20 minutes passed and the third one still hadn’t hatched.As the son was waiting impatiently he asked his dad “Why hasn’t the egg cracked yet?” His father replied “Cause he’s a little chicken!”
What’s the difference between Easter Sunday & Easter Monday?
Almost everyone gets off work Sunday!
Wikipedia: Easter Monday is the day after Easter Sunday and is celebrated as a holiday in some largely Christian cultures, especiallyRoman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox cultures. Easter Monday in the Roman Catholic liturgical calendar is the second day of the octave of Easter Week.
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Egg puns are a dime-a-dozen, aren’t they?
Trying to think of all these puns is really scrambling my brain.
Hensforth, I will not be cracking anymore egg yokes!
That’s it. I call an eggs ban edict.
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Chocolate Rabbit Poem
I got a chocolate rabbit For an Easter treat, A great big chocolate rabbit Good enough to eat.
So I ate his ears on Sunday, His nose I finished Monday. Tuesday I nibbled on his feet. I ate his tail on Wednesday Thursday I kept on, By Friday he was going, Saturday he was gone.
Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit From the moment that he came, And if I get another one, I’ll love him just the same.
The sculptured Easter bunny made by artist Harry Johnson, 51, an exact replica of the well-known and loved Duracell® Bunny officially came in at 3.82 metres tall (12 feet, 5 inches) and weighed more than 3 tons (2721 kilos) – setting the new world record for the largest Chocolate Bunny.
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Hippity hop, hippity hop,
Will the Easter Bunny stop?
Will he leave a treat behind
An Easter basket for me to find?
I’ll look over here, I’ll look over there,
I’ll look behind things, I’ll look everywhere.
I’ll look until I find my treat,
And then I’ll sit right down and eat.
Secret Easter Egg Hunting Information
Would you like to know a secret?
Well, I’ll tell you one I know:
The Easter’s Bunny’s coming,
My mama told me so.
He’ll bring a basket filled with eggs
And leave it in my yard,
And I will find it Easter morn,
If I look very hard.
I shouldn’t tell my secret,
But I think it should be shared.
You ought to know that Bunny’s coming, So you can be prepared!
Easter Bunny Footprints
Another twist for your Easter egg hunt is to use bunny footprints to give the children clues where to look for the eggs.
Memorable Easter Egg Hunt Story
Special Easter egg hunt. Try sprinkling talc on the wooden floor, then using the bunny footprints, they created a trail in the talcum powder.
Place carrots at strategic points, but also gnaw them to look like the rabbits had been there. One neat touch is to leave a spilt saucer of milk in the kitchen.
Sign on bathroom door for your Easter Egg Hunt
Your Easter Egg is near now,
On this I’d like to bet
The next place that it’s hiding in
You’re bound to get a little wet.
(Egg hiding in the bath)
Hop, Hop, Hop
Hop, hop, hop,
Hop my bunny hop,
Hop along my little bunny
You look sweet and very funny
On this Easter day.
Look and see,
Where the eggs may be,
Here is on and here’s another,
Here’s a lovely one for mother.
Let us look and see,
Where the eggs may be.
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Easter Chocolate and No Guilt
One of the best and most enjoyable ways to stay thin?
A new study finds it’s
eating a healthy diet full of
Share the great news ~
just in time for a guilt free Easter!
Reasons why Chocolate is good for you:
Chocolate (dark) loaded with antioxidants
Chocolate reduces blood pressure
Chocolate may lower cholesterol
It might help prevent heart disease
If you are happy you are usually healthier
Reduces stress especially now that you should not feel guilty if you eat chocolate!
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CUTE EASTER CHICKS AND BUNNIES
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