When Life Hands You Lemons…
How do you think “Thunderous” feels?
Not your normal lightning rod
A Croatian man has admitted that he has not gone outside when it’s thundering for three years since lightning struck his penis.
Zoran Jurkovic of Vukovar was hit by lightning on his penis while riding his bicycle near the village of Perkovici during a thunderstorm in 2007, the Croatian Times reports.
Jurkovic, who friends have nicknamed “Thunderous,” was hit by thousands of volts that melted his bike. The rubber tires saved his life, doctors said.
To get back at his friends for their teasing, Jurkovic tells them his lightning-struck penis now has extraordinary abilities. In actuality, he says he just happy it’s functioning properly.
Jurkovic lives with his mother and is not married. (What a shock)
No stealing this guy’s thunder.
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The first giant has fallen. Ali Farokhmanesh-what a shot! It Really is March Madness!
Leading by one against the colossus of the bracket, Ali Farokhmanesh stood at the 3-point line, no one around. The prudent play? Pull it out, burn some clock.
Not a chance.
Taking his shot at history, Farokhmanesh let fly from the wing.
Swish!
The biggest upset in a tournament full of them was done. Northern Iowa had taken down mighty Kansas.
Overall tournament No. 1 seed, historic powerhouse and heavy favourite Kansas was defeated Saturday night by Norther Iowa, a 69-67 loss that stunned the sports world and busted brackets across the country — including President Barack Obama’s.
Obama was one of 98 percent of ESPN.com pool entrants who forecasted Coach Bill Self’s Kansas Jayhawks would make it to the Final Four and one of the 42 percent who had Kansas winning the entire tournament, according to the sports network’s Web site.
Less than one percent put Northern Iowa (30-4) into the Sweet 16 — where the school finds itself now — while less than half of a percent had the school making it to the Elite Eight.
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March Madness Basketball Upset. That’s why they call it March Madness!!!
One of the biggest upsets ever in NCAA March Madness Basketball
Can you imagine being a Kansas fan, coach, player, parent.
Too much!!!
Most of America can go ahead and tear up their NCAA Tournament brackets, as the overwhelming choice to win the national title, Kansas, is going home early from the Big Dance, ousted by giant-killing Northern Iowa, 69-67, tonight in Oklahoma City.
Ali Farokhmanesh had 16 points and hit the key 3-pointer with 34 seconds to go to help stave off a furious comeback attempt by the top-seeded Jayhawks and Jordan Eglseder added 14 points as Northern Iowa, the No. 9 seed, pulled the biggest upset of an already upset-filled Tournament so far.
Marcus Morris had 16 for Kansas and his twin brother Markieff had 10, but star guard Sherron Collins shot just 4-of-15 for the Jayhawks, who finished the season at 33-3 and were the No. 1 seed in the Midwest region. Northern Iowa, the No. 9 seed, is 30-4 and advances to the Sweet 16, where it will play the winner of Sunday’s game between No. 4 seed Maryland and No. 5 Michigan State.
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I’M SENDING YOU SOME SPRING!!!!! Pretty and Amazing!
This only takes a second and it feels so good! It will definitely make you smile!
I think we all need a little spring today!
Click on the blank box below. You will get a black page.
Then, Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page & see what happens!
Better yet, click (hold down) & drag your mouse over the black page…
Enjoy!!
Click on this blank square!
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What is this?
Put you answer in the comment section below and I will email you the answer.
OR
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Best Pictures of National Geographic 2009 Just Beautiful and so cute!
Kick the soccer ball!
Comfort
Play
Ducklings in a row
Photogenic Monkey
Strength
Oh well!
I Can Fly!
Carefull
No stress here!
Beautiful
Life and Death
Colour me happy!
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The Theory of Intelligence – The Best Explanation by Norm from Cheers
‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers..’
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