Little Johnny read a book!
Little Johnny’s kindergarten teacher was trying to teach the children to “people talk”.
She asked Joey, What did you do on the weekend?”
Joey replied, ” I went to see Nana”.
“No.” the teacher said,”You went to see your Grandma. That’s people talk. Bobby, What did you do on the weekend?”
Bobby replied, ” I went for a ride on the choochoo.” No, you went for a ride on the train.”
“Little Johnny, what did you do on the weekend?”
He replied, “I stayed home and read a book.”
“That’s nice, what was the name of the book?”
Little Johnny thought for a while and then said,
“Winnie the Shit!”
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