BOB & THE BLONDE


BOB & THE BLONDE
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a
sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the
bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
“Do you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and
said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money
on the bar, the guy on the ledge did
a swan dive off the building, falling
to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly
handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
“Fair’s fair.  Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,
and so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did too, but
didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money…

Bob and Blonde1

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a

sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to a blonde at the

bar and stared up at the TV for World Cup 2010 Highlights.

The 10 pm news was coming on.

The news crew was covering the story

of a man on the ledge of a large building

preparing to jump.

Jumping bob and blonde

The blonde looked at Bob and said,

“Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob and Blonde joke

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and

said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money

on the bar, the guy on the ledge did

a swan dive off the building, falling

to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly

handed her $20 to Bob, saying,

“Fair’s fair.  Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money.

I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,

and so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did too, but

didn’t think he’d do it again.”

bob and blonde joke 2

Bob took the money…

bob and blonde joke

Poor Baby (Blonde)

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