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One BIG Reason why the economy is weak in 2011 and getting weaker!

Wonder what Donald Trump would do about Walmart with his 25% tax on Chinese imports??
As the global economy recovers, America’s trade activity has picked up. But imports once again grew more than exports last quarter, presenting a net drag on growth.

Gross domestic product, a broad measure of the total value of goods and services produced in a given economy, has been expanding for the last year, leading many economists to believe the recession  that began in December 2007 is technically over.

Still, G.D.P growth in the last quarter of 2009 at an annual rate of 5 percent was much more robust than it has been this year. This slowdown, coupled with disappointing job creation, has led to worries that the recovery is losing steam. The nation’s unemployment rate continues to linger just below 10 percent.

 

Here’s a HUGE reason why there is a slowdown and unemployment is so high:

E m m a   M a e r s k


The Emma Maersk, part of a Danish shipping line


chartered to Wal Mart, is shown in this photos essay.

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What a ship….no wonder ‘Made in China ‘ is displacing North American made goods big time.
This monster transports goods across the Pacific in just 5 days!! This is one of three ships
presently in service, with another two ships commissioned to be completed in 2012.

What a ship….no wonder ‘Made in China ‘ is displacing North American made goods big time.
This monster transports goods across the Pacific in just 5 days!! This is one of three ships

presently in service, with another two ships

commissioned to be completed in 2012.

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These ships were commissioned by

Wal-Mart to get all their goods

and stuff from China .

They hold

an incredible 15,000



 

cartons and have a 207 foot deck beam!!



The full crew is just 13 people on a ship


longer than a US Aircraft Carrier

(which has a crew of 5,000)

With it’s 207′ beam it is too big to fit

through the Panama or Suez Canals ..


It is strictly transpacific. Cruise speed: 31 knots.

The goods arrive 4 days before the

typical container ship (18-20 knots) on


a China -to-
California  run. 91% of

Walmart products are made in China .

So this behemoth is hugely competitive

even when carrying perishable goods.

The ship was built in five sections.

The sections floated together and then welded.


The command bridge is higher than a

10-story building and has 11 cargo crane rigs

that can operate simultaneously unloading

the entire ship in less than two hours.

Additional info: 

Country of origin  Denmark


Length – 1,302 ft


Width – 207 ft


Net cargo – 123,200 tons


Engine – 14 cylinders in-line diesel engine (110,000 BHP)


Cruise Speed – 31 knots


Cargo capacity – 15,000 TEU (1 TEU = 20 cubic feet)


Crew – 13 people !


First Trip – Sept. 08, 2006


Construction cost – US $145,000,000+

Silicone painting applied to the ship bottom reduces water


resistance and saves 317,000 gallons of diesel per year.

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Editorial Comment!


A recent documentary in late March,

2010 on the History Channel noted that


all of these containers are shipped

back to China , EMPTY. Yep, that’s right.


We send nothing back on these ships.

What does that tell you about


the current financial state of this country?

Just keep buying those imported


goods (mostly gadgets) until

you run out of money.

Then you may wonder what the cause of unemployment (maybe even your job)
in the U.S. and Canada  might be????

This message, if any,

surely deserves forwarding, doesn’t it ?

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NOMINATED FOR BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR 2010

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After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Let me see if I’ve got this right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . .

 

 

I CAN’T PRAY?

Also:

without support from many parents ( When I was a student, If I got in trouble at school I got in more trouble at home)

with dwindling budgets and support

with the threat of losing my job if students perform poorly on state, federal or provincial tests (which  are a waste of money and time)

with a great deal of stress

with a huge workload

with low status

after 5 years of College or University Education

No wonder there are so many emails making the rounds about, WHY TEACHERS DRINK!

Like the following:

Why Teachers Drink : Click Here


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Beware of Cat Floor Mat

beware of cat-doormat

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Doormats With A Difference

Doormats With A Difference


The Cat and its Housekeeping Staff Reside Here Pet Doormat

 

 

 

 

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funny doormats-got dirt

Doormats-you are here

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The Tooth Fairy

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’

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What’s for sale?

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.  As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.” Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?” One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.” Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You’re doing well, only two left.”



Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.  As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.” Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?” One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.” Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You’re doing well, only two left.”

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Being Old!

When an old man died in a geriatric ward, it was believed that he left nothing of any value. Later, when the nurses were going  through his meager possessions, they found this  poem. Its quality and content so impressed the  staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her  copy to Missouri .

When  an old man died in the geriatric ward of a  nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was  believed that he had nothing left of any  value.
Later, when the nurses were going  through his meager possessions, they found this  poem. Its quality and content so impressed the  staff that copies were made and distributed to  every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her  copy to Missouri .
The  old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since  appeared in the Christmas edition of the News  Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental  Health. A slide presentation has also been made  based on his simple, but eloquent,  poem.
And this little old man, with  nothing left to give to the world, is now the  author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across  the Internet.
Crabby  Old Man
What  do you see nurses? . . . .. . What do you  see?
What are you thinking . . . . . when  you’re looking at me?
A crabby old man . . .  . . not very wise,
Uncertain of habit . . . .  . with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his  food . . . . . and makes no reply.
When you  say in a loud voice . . . . . ‘I do wish you’d  try!’
Who seems not to notice . . . . . the  things that you do.
And forever is losing . .  . . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or  not . . . . . lets you do as you will,
With  bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to  fill?
Is that what you’re thinking? . . . . .  Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes,  nurse . . . . . you’re not looking at  me.
I’ll tell you who I am. . . . . . As  I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding,  . . . . . as I eat at your will.
I’m a small  child of Ten . . . . . with a father and  mother,
Brothers and sisters . . . . . who  love one another.
A young boy of Sixteen  . . . . with wings on his feet.
Dreaming that  soon now . . . . . a lover he’ll meet.
A  groom soon at Twenty . . . . . my heart gives a  leap.
Remembering, the vows . . . . . that I  promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . .  . . . I have young of my own.
Who need me to  guide . . . . . And a secure happy home.
A  man of Thirty . . . . . My young now grown  fast,
Bound to each other . . . . . With ties  that should last.
At Forty, my young sons  . . . . . have grown and are gone,
But my  woman’s beside me . . . . . to see I don’t  mourn.
At Fifty, once more, babies play  ’round my knee,
Again, we know children . . .  . . My loved one and me.
Dark days are  upon me . . . . . my wife is now dead.
I look  at the future . . . . . shudder with  dread.
For my young are all rearing . . . . .  young of their own.
And I think of the years  . . . . . and the love that I’ve  known.
I’m now an old man . . . . . and  nature is cruel.
Tis jest to make old age . .  . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles  . . . . . grace and vigor, depart.
There is  now a stone . . . . where I once had a  heart.
But inside this old carcass . . .  . . a young guy still dwells,
And now and  again . . . . . my battered heart swells.
I  remember the joys . . . . . I remember the  pain.
And I’m loving and living . . . . .  life over again.
I think of the years,  all too few . . . . . gone too fast.
And  accept the stark fact . . . . that nothing can  last.
So open your eyes, people . . . . .  open and see.
Not a crabby old man . . . Look  closer . . . see ME!!
Remember  this poem when you next meet  an  older person who you might brush  aside  without  looking at the young soul within.
We  will all, one day, be there, too!
PLEASE  SHARE THIS POEM
The best and  most beautiful things of  this  world can’t be seen or touched.


The  old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since  appeared in the Christmas edition of the News  Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental  Health. A slide presentation has also been made  based on his simple, but eloquent,  poem.

And this little old man, with  nothing left to give to the world, is now the  author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across  the Internet.

Crabby  Old Man

What  do you see nurses? . . . .. . What do you  see?

What are you thinking . . . . . when  you’re looking at me?

A crabby old man . . .  . . not very wise,

Uncertain of habit . . . .  . with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his  food . . . . . and makes no reply.

When you  say in a loud voice . . . . . ‘I do wish you’d  try!’

Who seems not to notice . . . . . the  things that you do.

And forever is losing . .  . . . A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or  not . . . . . lets you do as you will,

With  bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to  fill?

Is that what you’re thinking? . . . . .  Is that what you see?

Then open your eyes,  nurse . . . . . you’re not looking at  me.

I’ll tell you who I am. . . . . . As  I sit here so still,

As I do at your bidding,  . . . . . as I eat at your will.

I’m a small  child of Ten . . . . . with a father and  mother,

Brothers and sisters . . . . . who  love one another.

A young boy of Sixteen  . . . . with wings on his feet.

Dreaming that  soon now . . . . . a lover he’ll meet.

A  groom soon at Twenty . . . . . my heart gives a  leap.

Remembering, the vows . . . . . that I  promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now . .  . . . I have young of my own.

Who need me to  guide . . . . . And a secure happy home.

A  man of Thirty . . . . . My young now grown  fast,

Bound to each other . . . . . With ties  that should last.

At Forty, my young sons  . . . . . have grown and are gone,

But my  woman’s beside me . . . . . to see I don’t  mourn.

At Fifty, once more, babies play  ’round my knee,

Again, we know children . . .  . . My loved one and me.

Dark days are  upon me . . . . . my wife is now dead.

I look  at the future . . . . . shudder with  dread.

For my young are all rearing . . . . .  young of their own.

And I think of the years  . . . . . and the love that I’ve  known.

I’m now an old man . . . . . and  nature is cruel.

Tis jest to make old age . .  . . . look like a fool.

The body, it crumbles  . . . . . grace and vigor, depart.

There is  now a stone . . . . where I once had a  heart.

But inside this old carcass . . .  . . a young guy still dwells,

And now and  again . . . . . my battered heart swells.

I  remember the joys . . . . . I remember the  pain.

And I’m loving and living . . . . .  life over again.

I think of the years,  all too few . . . . . gone too fast.

And  accept the stark fact . . . . that nothing can  last.

So open your eyes, people . . . . .  open and see.

Not a crabby old man . . . Look  closer . . . see ME!!


Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within.

We  will all, one day, be there, too!

PLEASE  SHARE THIS POEM

The best and  most beautiful things of  this  world can’t be seen or touched.

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Getting Old – Time

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

old man

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty.”

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The First Senior Moment


“Oh, Crap was that today?”

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Interesting Facts about kissing, snogging, and osculating

The scientific name for kissing, snogging, osculating and bussing is philematology.
Just kissing can burn off 26 calories in one minute.
The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing.
Eskimos, Polynesians and Malaysians and indeed, Ancient Egyptians, rub noses instead of kissing.
Ancient Romans kissed each other on the eyes or the mouth as a greeting.
Victorian etiquette, in the UK, required a man to kiss the back of a ladies hand.
A standard greeting in Europe is a kiss on both cheeks or it could be two. . .or three or maybe four.
African tribes pay homage to their Chief by kissing the ground on which he has walked.
In Ireland, you will have good luck if you kiss the Blarney Stone.
Allegedly the Chinese didn’t kiss until the practice was introduced by Westerners, and they’re still not very keen on it.



  1. Just kissing can burn off 26 calories in one minute.
  2. The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing.
  3. Eskimos, Polynesians and Malaysians and indeed, Ancient Egyptians, rub noses instead of kissing.
  4. Ancient Romans kissed each other on the eyes or the mouth as a greeting.
  5. Victorian etiquette, in the UK, required a man to kiss the back of a ladies hand.
  6. A standard greeting in Europe is a kiss on both cheeks or it could be two. . .or three or maybe four.
  7. African tribes pay homage to their Chief by kissing the ground on which he has walked.
  8. In Ireland, you will have good luck if you kiss the Blarney Stone.
  9. Allegedly the Chinese didn’t kiss until the practice was introduced by Westerners, and they’re still not very keen on it.
  10. The scientific name for kissing, snogging, osculating and bussing is philematology.

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