Dumb People – Genius Fail
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Newest Genius Fails:
Anthony Weiner
Should have used a smart phone!
Funny Weiner poster at:
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/06/anthony-weiner-with-time-on-his-hands/
Beyond Capitol Hill, not a lot of people had ever heard of Anthony Weiner. Now the man with a surname seemingly custom-made for both a sex scandal and adolescent ridicule is a household name.
Pressure is mounting on Weiner, a Democratic congressman from New York, to resign his seat following his tearful public confession that he sent lewd photos and texts for years to a variety of young women who are not his wife. Even his own Democratic colleagues are hoping he steps down.
Harold Camping: Judgment Day Fail
Camping funny poster: click here
and More on Camping:
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/05/harold-camping-should-get-his-priorities-right/
DONALD TRUMP
Click here for ‘The Donald‘
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Please email me your favourite genius fail.
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig thisup and read it again; you’ll begin to thinkyou’re a genius.
Charlie Sheen should be on top of the list!!! How the Charlie Sheen Drug Works
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Could have been CEO of Berkshire Hathaway ~ He sure BLEW IT!Sokol resigned after purchasing $10 million of the stock of Lubrizol Corp. (LZ), a company Sokol suggested that Buffett buy. Sokol bought the shares, and recommended the company’s purchase, in January. In March, Berkshire said it agreed to buy Lubrizol, leading to a $3 million profit on Sokol’s stake in less than three months.For More Info on the scandal, click the following: Lubrizol-scandal
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Mike Huckabee is a new genius fail!
as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,” – Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,” –Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,” –Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,” –A congressional candidate in Texas . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” –Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it..” –Al Gore, Vice President, Bush or Quayle??? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix “ – Dan Quayle ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” –Lee Iacocca ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” –Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” – Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Traditionally, most of Australia ‘s imports come from overseas.” –Keppel Enderbery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” –Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to
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One more: Dumb, Tiger Woods.
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Mark S. Fowler is a fictional character from the British soap Eastenders. How and why would a line that an actor was scripted be put in this list??? i guess i really do feel smarter after all…..
ACTUALLY:
Mark S. Fowler served as Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission from May 18, 1981 to April 17, 1987. Appointed by Ronald Reagan,[1] he led repeal of the Fairness Doctrine and spearheaded the deregulatory trend in telecommunications policy, stating, “The television is just another appliance – it’s a toaster with pictures.”[2]
Fowler was born in October 1941 in Toronto, Canada. He received both his Bachelors degree and Juris Doctorate from the University of Florida. He resides in Arlington, Virginia with his family.[3]
[edit]Career after the FCC
Fowler was a communications counsel at the law firm of Latham & Watkins LLP from 1987 until 2000 and in that capacity practiced before the FCC. He has been a director of Beasley Broadcast Group, Inc. since February 2000. From 2006-8, his compensation as director was close to $50,000 annually; in 2009 it fell to about $20,000. He served as a director of TalkAmerica, Inc., a publicly held company until the company was sold in December 2006. Mr. Fowler also served as chairman of AssureSat, Inc., a satellite services provider that he co-founded in 1997 until the company was dissolved in December 2004.[4]
actually the imports from overseas quote was originally a george w bush statement he made a while back whilst runing for president…
Sure sounds like him!!!!!!!!!!
The compiler of these quotes has misunderstood some of these. I agree, most are stupid slip-ups, but others make sense, even though they may be a bit ambiguous.
–Mariah Carey, to be honest I think it was a joke. I Lol’d and not cuz I thought it was stupid.
–Winston Bennett, They were probably asking him about his knee injury, then asked if he had ever had any other type of surgery and he had already paired the words “knee surgery” in his mind. It’s an honset mistake.
-Mayor Marion Barry, This makes perfect sense. The Overall crime rate is comparatively low for DC, but murders are high than average.
–Joe Theisman, Again, I think it was a joke..
-Keppel Enderbery, Sounds like it could have been a joke, but I don’t know the context.
–Mark S. Fowler, Sounds sarcastic to me.
There’s a classic one from Sweden made by Arne Hägerfors while commentating on a soccer game between Sweden and Cameroon:
It’s looking dark on the Cameroon bench.