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A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub.
A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They each buy a pint of Guinness beer.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU Damn Fly!!”
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
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Irishman and BRAINS
Brains
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman’s or a Scotsman’s brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman’s brain cost £10,000. That proves,’ said The Englishman, ‘that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.’
‘No it doesn’t,’ said The Irishman, ‘it just means that an Englishman’s brain has never been used.’
Brains
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman’s or a Scotsman’s brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman’s brain cost £10,000. That proves,’ said The Englishman, ‘that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.’‘No it doesn’t,’ said The Irishman, ‘it just means that an Englishman’s brain has never been used.’
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Road Hog
Road Hog
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That’s what I call Back Bacon
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Hogging the Road
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Little Piggy went to market
Funny emails
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Hunting Fail
Somewhere near Rochester , New York , Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m.
By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry–and still no buck.
At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed, guards the remains
of his lunch while a passer-by snaps a quiet photo
while trying not to startle the deer with a belly laugh.
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What on Earth???
Can you guess what this is?
Please leave your answer in the comment section below and
I will email you with the answer. Thank you.
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