Little Johnny read a book!
Little Johnny’s kindergarten teacher was trying to teach the children to “people talk”.
She asked Joey, ” What did you do on the weekend?”
Joey replied, ” I went to see Nana”. “No.” the teacher said,”You went to see your Grandma. That’s people talk. Bobby, What did you do on the weekend?”
Bobby replied, ” I went for a ride on the choochoo.” No, you went for a ride on the train.”
“Little Johnny, what did you do on the weekend?”
He replied, “I stayed home and read a book.”
“That’s nice, what was the name of the book?”
Little Johnny thought for a while and then said,
“Winnie the Sh…!”
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Little Johnny’s Report
A teacher asked Little Johnny ,
“Can people predict the future with cards?”
His response was, “My mother can.”
The teacher replied, “Really?”
Little Johnny was quick to explain,
“Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.”
Little Johnny’s ReportA teacher asked Little Johnny ,“Can people predict the future with cards?”His response was, “My mother can.”The teacher replied, “Really?”Little Johnny was quick to explain,“Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.”
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Little Johnny’s at it again……
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’
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Subtle Little Johnny
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked.
‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’
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Little Johnny and More Math Questions
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Little Johnny quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’
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Better Use of Vehicle – Fail!
I may be wrong, but it’s quite possible that the driver is a very dumb person!
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Secret of Longevity
From Wikipedia: The word “longevity” is sometimes used as a synonym for “life expectancy” in demography or to connote “long life”, especially when it concerns someone or something lasting longer than expected (an ancient tree, for example).
Various factors contribute to an individual’s longevity. Significant factors in life expectancy include gender, genetics, access to health care, hygiene, diet and nutrition, exercise, lifestyle, and crime rates.
Wonder what her secret is?
