Best Description of an Idiot!
A few clowns short of a circus…
* A few fries short of a Happy Meal…
* An experiment in artificial stupidity…
* A few beers short of a six pack…
* Dumber than a box of hair…
* A few peas short of a casserole….
* Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box…
* The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead…
* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl…
* One taco short of a combo plate…
* A few feathers short of a whole duck…
* All foam, no beer…
* The cheese slid off his cracker…
* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel…
* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt…
* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear…
* Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel…
* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down…
* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools…
* As smart as bait…
* Chimney’s clogged…
* Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash…
* Doesn’t know much but, leads the league in nostril hair…
* Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor…
* Forgot to pay his brain bill…
* Her sewing machine’s out of thread…
* His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels…
* His belt doesn’t go through all the loops…
* If he had another brain, it would be lonely…
* Missing a few buttons on his remote control…
* No grain in the silo…
* Proof that evolution can go in reverse…
* Receiver is off the hook…
* Several nuts short of a full pouch…
* Sky light leaks a little…
* Slinky’s kinked…
* Too much yardage between the goal posts…
* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer…
* Half a bubble off plumb…
* A few sandwiches short of a picnic …
