Curtis and Leroy and the Old Mule
The Adventures of Curtis and Leroy
Leroy had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ’til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He asked Curtis what he should do and Curtis said, “Keep plowing.” He plowed a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag – it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach Leroy he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the Leroy about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to Leroy, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
Leroy said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’
And what about the men?’ the minister asked.
‘They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.”