Funny Quotes About the Golden Years

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

Richard Needham

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten



The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.



Old age comes at a bad time.

 San Banducci


Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.

Leon Trotsky


Age is an ugly thing, and it goes on getting worse.

Diana Cooper


Few people know how to be old.

François de la Rochefoucauld


Never too old to learn.

Latin proverb


The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.

Madeleine L’Engle


Live your life and forget your age.

Norman Vincent Peale

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