Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs

Some men prefer me!

Men prefer dogs because:

1. Dogs don’t tell you that you need to lose weight.

2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

3. A dog’s parents never visit.

4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

5. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

8.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

9. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

10. Anyone can get a good looking dog.

Bonus:

1. Dogs are not deceptive.

2. DOGS DON’T TALK & DOGS DON’T SHOP!

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and find out who’s happy to see you.

I love you!

I hate you!

Who wouldn’t prefer me?

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Actually I prefer mini pigs!

Hard to resist ~ more info at:

Mini Pig or a Dog?

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