The Doro phone has been specifically designed for mature individuals who have never owned a cell phone but want to stay in touch with friends and family, especially while driving.
Most importantly, it allows the user to contact emergency numbers with the push of a single button.
An elderly man was driving down the freeway when his new Rogers Doro cell phone rang.
He answered it and it was his wife. She said, “I’m so glad you have your Doro phone. Be careful, honey! I heard on the news that there is a car driving backwards on the freeway!”
The elderly man responds, “It’s not just one car… it’s all of them!!!”
“Where’s the damn Emergency Button?”
Lucky we have the Hands Free Law
Interesting Site about the Halloween Capital of the World.
How to have fun, promote your town and become a tourist attraction.
In 1920, Anoka businessman and civic leader George Green suggested an organized celebration to keep the young folks busy.
The Anoka Commercial and Kiwanis clubs gave him their full support and in September a committee was formed. Soon teachers. parents and students joined in. Anoka became the self-declared Halloween Capital of the World.
22 Orange Tie Ball
23 Pumpkin Carving Contest
Light Up the Night Parade
& Community Bonfire*NEW*
24 Medallion Hunt
25 Klondike Kate Cabaret – Halloween Style*NEW*
Movie & Meal Night*NEW*
26 Halloween Bingo
27 House Decorating
28 Wine Tasting
29 Preschool Costume Contest Parade of Little People
30 Gray Ghost Run Grand Day Parade Ambassador Coronation
Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen says that LeBron James could be better than Michael Jordan.
On an ESPN radio interview on Friday morning, Pippen saud Jordan “is probably the greatest scorer to play the game” but James “may be the greatest player to ever play the game.”
Pippen on Twitter, “For all of you that don’t know, I played the game you keep watching and cheering.” “Don’t get me wrong, MJ was and is the greatest. But LeBron could by all means get to his level someday.”
Jordan and Pippen won six championships with the Bulls in the 1990s. James moved a step closer to his first title when the Heat knocked out Chicago on Thursday, setting up a matchup with Dallas.
In the most anticipated opener in NBA history on Tuesday, Miami’s new “Big Three” of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh just wasn’t good enough to get past a Boston team gifted with incredible chemistry and a defensive mindset.
If I was an NBA player, I would be looking forward to playing and defeating the dynamic trio.
Players should have their best performances against Miami. They have nothing to lose, and are expected to lose
there is a long list of giant killers in history!
Jack the Giant-Killer
David and Goliath
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jason and the Argonauts
Margaret the Virgin
Saint George-the Dragon Slayer
Even Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Once upon a time, there was a little ghost who wanted to go out haunting for Halloween, but he didn’t have anything to wear.
So he went to all the other ghosts
to see if he could borrow a costume.
That didn’t work, so he had to stay home
nobody gave a sheet!
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We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
NEVER BE THE FIRST ONE
TO GET OLD!
(Just so we are clear, this is not my front yard.
Someone “mooned” me and now I am mooning you! Pass it along!)
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I hope you have had the opportunity to see some of Charlie Brown’s cartoon specials. One of my favourites was, It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
A fond memory that I will always associate with Halloween.
It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown – Memorable Quotes
Linus: Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
After Lucy scooped out the innards of the pumpkin,
Linus groaned, “You didn’t tell me you were gonna kill it!”
Waiting for the Great Pumpkin
Linus: He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch and he respects sincerity.
Sally Brown: Do you really think he will come?
Linus: Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.
Sally Brown: That’s a good story.
Linus: You don’t believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.
Sally Brown: Welcome to the 20th century!
Lucy Van Pelt: Not again! Writing a letter to a stupid pumpkin? You make me the laughing stalk of the neighborhood! All they talk about is my little brother who always writes to the Great Pumpkin! You’d better cut it out right now, or I’ll pound you!
Linus: There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Great site for Halloween Music and Sound Effects!
Looks like a great Halloween Resource. Almost 600 Songs and sound effects!
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets,
and threw them out the hospital window.
Curtis and Leroy were walking / staggering by the hospital after spending a few hours at a Halloween party in the local bar. The sheets landed on Curtis. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As he stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter),
and who had watched the whole incident,
walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”
Leroy replied: “I think my friend just beat the crap out of a ghost.”
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“Hey! I got $8 left. Let’s try the KFC Double Down next!”
“Great idea! I wonder if we can supersize it and have a Quad Down?”
” I think you can.”
“It doesn’t get any better than this. Except if we get gravy on the fries!”
“It just keeps getting better and better!”