Heidi Montag – Before and After – Rich and Poor

They really are a Joke! Dumb People – Genius Fail!

Authorities are investigating Heidi and Spencer for suspected murder of her plastic surgeon. When asked about motive, they said the suspects believed sculptures are worth more when the sculptor is dead.

Heidi Montag now says she wants her old D-cup implants back because her G-cups make it impossible to hug her four dogs.  The number is down from five, as she divorced Spencer.

When life hands you lemons, get some Watermelons!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: sources are reporting that they’ve been a little busy with other stuff these days – like trying to recoup financially from spending more than $10 million!

Wow! Who knew they had that much?

The couple is telling sources that not only have they been left penniless after throwing money away on homes, cars and Heidi’s “music career”, but that they are now currently homeless and owe $2 million in taxes. According to them, they are one step away from filling for bankruptcy!

Not good!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will stop at nothing to extend their 15 minutes of fame. The former “The Hills” villains admit that their divorce request was a sham.

The couple, who are set to file for bankruptcy after squandering $10 million, confessed that the whole divorce thing was just a plan to stay relevant in the tabloids. After learning that the MTV reality show would not be renewed this year, they planned to divorce shortly after their anniversary.

Looked better before!

Wonder if her new ‘dates’ will be anything like this: Grizzly Dinner Date

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When Life hands you lemons –Get some Watermelons! – Heidi