Winter Jokes and One Liners

Hope you enjoy these winter Jokes and one liners. It’s snowing right now and I have a fire on!winter jokes

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”  ~Robert Byrne

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Bill Watterson

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner

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Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it’s set a rolling it must increase. Charles Caleb Colton

Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have some of your own. John Wanamaker

There is a privacy about it which no other season gives you…. In spring, summer and fall people sort of have an open season on each other; only in the winter, in the country, can you have longer, quiet stretches when you can savor belonging to yourself.  ~Ruth Stout

 

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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.  ~Will Rogers

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.  ~Author Unknown

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One kind word can warm three winter months.  ~Japanese Proverb

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I stay home from school today? It’s too cold to go outside!

 

What do you call a Mayor Rob Ford Christmas card?

Rob Ford Christmas card

A Christmas Cracker!

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice!
Ice who?
Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I’ce the guy who sails ‘em!

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Snowball Fight Throw it on…

 

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