Winter Jokes and One Liners
Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.” ~Robert Byrne
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Bill Watterson
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner
Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it’s set a rolling it must increase. Charles Caleb Colton
Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have some of your own. John Wanamaker
There is a privacy about it which no other season gives you…. In spring, summer and fall people sort of have an open season on each other; only in the winter, in the country, can you have longer, quiet stretches when you can savor belonging to yourself. ~Ruth Stout
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. ~Will Rogers
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. ~Author Unknown
One kind word can warm three winter months. ~Japanese Proverb
Ken I stay home from school today? It’s too cold to go outside!
What do you call a Mayor Rob Ford Christmas card?
A Christmas Cracker!
Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I’ce the guy who sails ‘em!
Snowball Fight Throw it on…