Puns About Winter are Snow Jokes!

Puns About Winter are Snow Jokes!

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puns about winterA pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits an ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical language. “I-c!”

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A Pun is – A joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused; To tell a pun, to make a play on words.

winter puns and jokes

 

great snow puns

We’ll have Nun of that!

 

 

 

Winter — The days of shovelry.

If your little girl puts ice down your back, scold her.

Which elf sings “Love me tender?” Santa’s little Elvis!

winter puns

I told the doctor I slipped on his front step, and he said, “Icy.”

On the statue of Frosty in front of the optometrist’s office :  “Snowman’s in Eyeland”

 

christopher-walken-in-a-winter-wonderland-pun

 

Me? Ski down the mountain ? Snow way!

An avalanche is snow place to be.

The town was hit by a second blizzard and regaled.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.

What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.

What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas? A lump of cold.

They top the charts every January – the Black-Ice Peas.

What do a spelling bee and a winter storm have in common? They both have I-spell-its!

W hat happened to their lead singer’s van in winter? Axel Froze.

Do top scientists in the North get the Snowbelt Prize?

Those in the Snowbelt live in squallor.

Do Arctic sommeliers worry about the wine-chill factor?

Those who play poker in a snowstorm must carefully shovel their decks.

Do soldiers up North wear flake jackets for protection?

The stressed out snowman was acting flaky. That was, until he had a meltdown. And finally he was indicted for having a slush fund.

Hear about the Roman general who, every time there was an ice storm, he had an epileptic fit? It was ‘Hail… Seizure!’

winter puns and jokes

NED: Is it likely that fist-sized ice pellets will clog our vacuum?

ED: Yeah, right – maybe when hail freezes hoover.

Rude officer Ed knows rain, dear.

It’s cold out, so I like to go out for some really big sandwiches… It must be the subs-hero temperatures.

What did the reindeer say before beginning his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.

Do reindeer go to public school? No, they’re elf taught.

What is green, covered with tinsel and says, “Ribbit, ribbit?”
A mistle-toad.

You can tell when winter hits hard: look at all the black eyes on the roadway.

Do Eskimos listen to MushMusic?

There’s a chance I’ll get a sapling anywhere from December to March. It’s the win-tree weather.

Hear about the polar bear who was depressed living up North? He left the Arctic, and went all the way to the Antarctic? But he was still not content, since he was now a bi polar bear.

As the winter snow turned into rain, Frosty began to realize that fame was sleeting.

This topic could be on thin ice. Snow more puns! Even if they are really cool!

Elf Puns

If you love puns, you will love these Christmas puns.

Santa-elf-mooning-merry-christmas

Why was Santa’s elf depressed? He had low elf esteem.

 

What do you call an ELF who sings?

A Wrapper!

What is a typical elf greeting?

“Small world, isn’t it?”

What do elves have to learn before they can read?

The elfabet.

If Santa rides in a sleigh, what do elves ride in?

Mini vans.

How long are an elf’s legs?

Long enough to reach the ground.

Who makes toy guitars and sings, “Blue Christmas?”

Elfis.

Santa’s elves are sometimes called subordinate clauses.

winter puns and jokes

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