2012 London Summer Olympics LOGO – ZION or LISA or 2012
What do you think it looks like?
Iran has protested against the already controversial logo of the 2012 Olympic Games, saying the emblem is racist and spells the word “Zion,” the ILNA news agency reported on Monday.
IRAN may boycott games.
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The way the region is going, there may not be an IRAN by then!
2012 Olympics Logo: Zion or Lisa Simpson?
The jagged emblem, based on the date 2012, comes in a series of shades of pink, blue, green and orange and will evolve in the run-up to the Games.
The word London and the Olympic rings are included in the first two digits of the new logo.
“This is the vision at the very heart of our brand,” said London 2012 organising committee chairman Seb Coe.
“It is an invitation to take part and be involved.
“We will host a Games where everyone is invited to join in because they are inspired by the Games to either take part in the many sports, cultural, educational and community events leading up to 2012 or they will be inspired to achieve personal goals.”
The new design, which cost £400,000, has received a mixed response, but Lord Coe was adamant it put across the image and message that he wanted the London Games to deliver to the world.
“It’s not a logo, it’s a brand that will take us forward for the next five years,” he told BBC Five Live.
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When people see the new brand, we want them to be inspired to make a positive change in their life
Tony Blair
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“It won’t be to be eveybody’s taste immediately but it’s a brand that we genuinely believe can be a hard working brand which builds on pretty much everything we said in Singapore about reaching out and engaging young people, which is where our challenge is over the next five years.
“If we don’t do that, then frankly the whole project is unsustainable.”
For the first time the same logo will be used for both the Olympic and Paralympic Games.
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MY GUT FEELING is it looks terrible, looks like a kids’ competition entry to me.
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Mick, from Dublin and “Who wants to be a Millionaire”
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and
towards the end of the program had already won £500,000.
You’ve done very well so far,” said, Chris Tarrant, the show’s
presenter, “but for £1million you’ve only got one lifeline left – phone
a friend.
Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?”
“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”
“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?”
A: Sparrow B: Thrush C: Magpie D: Cuckoo
I haven’t got a clue,” said Mick, “so I’ll use me last lifeline and
phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin”. Mick called up his mate, and
told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
“Fookin hell, Mick!” cried Paddy. “Dat’s simple……it’s a cuckoo.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m fookin sure.”
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, “I’ll go wit Cuckoo as me
answer.”
“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris
“Dat it is, Sir.”
There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, Cuckoo is the
correct answer! Mick, you’ve won £1 million!”
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a
drink.
“Tell me, Paddy? How de hell did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t
build it’s own nest? I mean you know fook-all about birds.”
“For fooks sake!” laughed Paddy.
“Everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a Fookin clock
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Nano Hummingbird – New Spy Plane
US Government Official: “How do you know that?”
US Intelligence Officer: “A little Birdie told me so!”
The Nano Hummingbird was developed by the AeroVironment, Inc. for DARPA and shows amazing capabilities in such a small package. It contains a built-in camera capable of downlinking the live video.A tiny, drone aircraft designed to mimic a hummingbird, known as the “nano-hummingbird,” is seen with a quarter for scale, during a briefing at the AeroVironment facility in Simi Valley, Calif., Friday, Feb. 25, 2011. With a 6.5-inch wing span, the remote-controlled hummingbird plane weighs less than an AA battery and can fly at speeds of up to 11 mph, propelled only by the flapping of its two wings. It can climb and descend vertically, fly sideways, forward and backward, as well as rotate clockwise and counterclockwise, and hover.
Maybe they can use this to find
Osama bin Laden
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Dear Boss, I’m Resigning
Dear Boss
I’m resigning, effective immediate!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like working anymore.
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The Devil, The Golfer and No More Scandals
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is
ahead by a couple of strokes.
“Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer
mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
“Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?”
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless,
the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says,
“Sure,” and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again,
“Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.”
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
“Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?”
Shrugging, the golfer replies, “Okay” And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for
him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says,
“Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?”
“Definitely,” the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks
alongside him and says, “I haven’t really been fair with you
because you don’t know who I am.
I’m the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.”
“Nice to meet you,” the golfer replies, “I’m Father O’Malley.”
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Curtis and Leroy and the Golf Lesson
Leroy, Curtis and Billy won a free golf lesson with the club pro. Billy tees off and hits
a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, “What did I do wrong?”
The pro says, “Loft”.
Leroy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, “What did I do wrong?”
The pro says “Loft”.
Curtis tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, ”What did I do wrong?”
The pro says “Loft”.
As they’re walking to their balls, Leroy finally speaks up. He says to the pro, “The three of us hit completely different tee shots, and when we asked you what we did wrong you answered the same exact answer each time.
What is loft?”
The pro says, “Lack of f***ing talent.”
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Best Friends
This must have been pure joy for the photographer!
“Friendship isn’t about who you have known the longest
It’s about those who came and never left your side ….”
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Charlie Sheen Rant, Quotes, Jokes and One Liners
When a Star falls from the sky!
He should stop talking!!!
20/20 Interview
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“You’re dealing with a Vatican assassin. Sorry. I’m a high priest Vatican assassin warlock.”
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“All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.”
John Stamos:”Contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on two and half men. However, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son.”
‘I’m on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen’
“My motto is to enjoy every moment,” he said. “I don’t think I would trade any of it because I’m still alive, which is pretty cool.”
Charlie Sheen news – Charlie Sheen Today Show -he has “Adonis DNA” and “tiger’s blood”.
Sheen told ABC he plans to sue CBS “tons” for halting the show.
“Everybody thinks I should be, like, begging for my job back,” he told NBC. “And I’m just going to forewarn them that it’s everybody else that’s going to be begging me for their job back.”
“Come Wednesday morning, they’re going to rename it Charlie Bros., not Warner Bros.,” he said.
“Now they’re saying I’m crazy,” he told TMZ.com. “I’m passionate and I speak the truth, but I’m crazy.”
When asked he planned on filing a lawsuit over the “Two and a Half Men” fiasco, Sheen told ABC this morning, “Wouldn’t you? I don’t have a job. I got a whole family to support … They’re gonna put [the money] on a scale and say, ‘A little more, a little more. Add some gold! Add some gold! Bingo!’ … I’m here to collect.”
This speaks for itself: “If they do discover my blood to be tiger blood, I hope that nobody will be shocked!”
“I don’t know why they cancelled our show???”
Sheen Tantrum Likely to Cost in the Millions
Open letter to TMZ.com
Charlie Sheen rants against “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre, and is completely over the top with all kinds of allegations.
CBS cancels top rated show – Two and a Half Men
In a statement CBS and Warner Bros. said, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”
Earlier that day, Charlie, 45, told TMZ the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, was “a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like.”
Charlie Sheen quotes:
As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.
“If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there’s nothing that can be questioned. People say, ‘Oh, you’d better work through your resentments.’ Yeah, no. I’m gonna hang on to them, and they’re gonna fuel my attack. And they’re going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they’re all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.”
I'm not OK!
Maybe he’s not all there which is where they got the title “Half Men”.
Q: Which company asked Charlie Sheen for an endorsement after he was dumped by Hanes following his domestic violence arrest?
A: Fruit-of-the-Loon!
Q: What’s the name of the new Charlie Sheen sitcom?
A1: Two And A Half Personalities
A2: Charlie The Menace
A3: Cheaper by the Hour
NBC has said that it may shut down production of the hit series “2 & 1/2 Men”. The show is expected to be replaced by the new Charlie Sheen production “1 & 1/2 Men & an idiot.”
Comedian Lil Duval writes, “Ain’t no party like a Charlie Sheen party cuz a Charlie Sheen party don’t stop…..until the ambulance get there”
Without Internet access, the people of China may not know that the Charlie Sheen show, Two and a Half Men, has been cancelled.”
NBC interviewer Jeff Rossen appeared startled when Sheen said he was underpaid and expected $US3 million an episode if he was to return to the show.
He is reportedly paid $US1.8 million an episode now.
Strained relationship … Charlie Sheen, right, blasted Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men. Photo: AP
“You want a raise?” Rossen asked.
Replied Sheen: “Yeah, look what they put me through.”
He went on to say he was tired of pretending he was not “special”.
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars,” he said.
“People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain.”
SHEEN HAS LOST HIS SHEEN!
How the Charlie Sheen Drug works!
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-how-the-charlie-sheen-drug-works/
My Gut Feeling is that he needs help!
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