BYU Honor Code and Brandon Davies – No Booze, No Sex, No Life!

Star BYU basketball player, Brandon Davies, kicked off team for honor Code violation.  The Honor Code doesn’t allow students to drink coffee or alcohol, forbids swearing and also prohibits premarital sex.

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Here’s something to think about.

I am a female BYU student and I haven’t been feeling very well lately.

I decided to visit a doctor off campus just in case the Campus doctor found out I wasn’t a virgin. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for a BYU student!

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll be able to have a happy, healthy life and live to be 80?”

He asked, “Do you drink coffee, smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?”

“Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either!”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

I said, “No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”

“No, I don’t,” I said.

He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have any sex?”

“No,” I said.

He looked at me and said,” Then, why do you even give a crap?”

 

 

Interesting to note that the following famous people would not be allowed to attend BYU:

Jesus 

Abraham Lincoln

Confucious say they should revise their code!

Brigham Young -Founder of the University

Proud of My Beard!

 

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“Brandon Davies is the only BYU student scoring tonight,” someone tweeted as the Cougars were getting hammered by New Mexico in Provo.

Danica Mendivil

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“How the heck did Jim McMahon make it through a day in Provo?” asked another.

“Brandon Davies misread the BYU honor code; he thought “score at will” didn’t just mean on the basketball court,” someone chimed in.

Brigham Young, run by the Church of Latter-Day Saints, Honor Code Statement

We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men. . . . If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things (Thirteenth Article of Faith).

As a matter of personal commitment, faculty, administration, staff, and students of Brigham Young University, Brigham Young University—Hawaii, Brigham Young University—Idaho, and LDS Business College seek to demonstrate in daily living on and off campus those moral virtues encompassed in the gospel of Jesus Christ, and will

    Be honest
    Live a chaste and virtuous life
    Obey the law and all campus policies
    Use clean language
    Respect others
    Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse
    Participate regularly in church services
    Observe the Dress and Grooming Standards
    Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code

     

    What about women????  We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all . . . .men

     

    Forget the rest of the code… NO coffee and tea —REALLY!

Good luck finding anyone who is so perfect!

A recent poll conducted at BYU showed that only 10 of the 32 000 students actually follow most of the rules in the Code of Conduct Statement.

(source unknown, but like Fox news, I can say anything and most people will believe it!)

 

Note: FOX news has never hired anyone who attended BYU. The BYU code of Conduct includes a statement about being HONEST!