Charlie Sheen – How the Charlie Sheen Drug Works!

“Well you see, my friend, it’s like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol and drugs kills brain cells. But naturally, they attack the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of drugs and alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, my friend, is why, I’m bitchin’, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars, and how you develop Adonis DNA and tiger’s blood and become a high priest Vatican assassin warlock.”.

Can you spot the real Warlock?