What the Easter Bunny taught me…

ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy. ( Vladimir Putin super rich )
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. ( Donald Trump click here )
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans (Lindsay Lohan, Winona Ryder).
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors – you have to come out of your shell like ( Charlie Sheen )
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
Author Unknown


Categories:
1. Funny Email Forwards, 2. FUNNY EMAILS, Dumb People, Easter Animated Images, Easter Pictures Jokes Poems Animations, email Forwards, Funny Sayings, Humor, I've learned that..., Jokes, Wisdom Tags:
cute, easter bunny, humor education, Jokes