Best Father’s Day Gift for June 19, 2011
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Pretty sure this one doesn’t cause cancer!
May 31, 2011:
Can you get cancer from using a cellphone? The World Health Organization’sInternational Agency for Research on Cancer classified cellphone use as “possibly carcinogenic” in a long-awaited report that sheds some light on the subject of the now-ubiquitous technology.
The amount of radiation received from cellphones depends in part on how close the device is to your head during calls.
Using cellphones is considered a possible cause of malignant brain cancer, an international panel of scientists says.
“The WHO/International Agency for Research on Cancer has classified radio frequency electromagnetic fields as possibly carcinogenic to humans, based on an increased risk for glioma, a malignant type of brain cancer, associated with wireless phone use,” the group said in a statement Tuesday from Lyon, France.
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BBQ Etiquette!
A Little Barbecue Humor For You That’s Hot Off the Grill
BBQ RULES
Summary of the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘ and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
and that’s when the fight started…
Some Rare Advice for Grate Barbecue Competitions!
If you ever want to smoke the competition, don’t grill your opponent, you’ll find that to be the pits. Never meat them before hand. You should really stake a claim on ribbing them; like calling them a clumsy cleaner or a slow cook. If you are a little nervous don’t chicken out or rake your self over the coals. That would be a missed steak!
If you are barbecuing chicken and run out of poultry seasoning just wing it.
If you decide to bbq a rump roast use nothing butt the best!
Just relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to the competition.
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Grandparents and Grandchildren Quotes and Pictures
Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because
Grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them.
~Gene Perret
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies
out the window. ~ Ogden Nash
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting
to see just you all day and now the day
was complete. ~ Marcy DeMaree
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Grandparents
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead
of the television. ~ Author Unknown
Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful.
One moment you’re just a mother.
The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown
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Grandparents and Grandchildren ~ Quotes and Sayings
What a bargain grandchildren are!
I give them my loose change,
and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret
Grandmothers are just ‘antique’ little girls. ~Author Unknown
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
~ Welsh Proverb
and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret
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Happy Memorial Day
Happy Memorial Day Quiz:
Who said this?
“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
a) John Adams
b) John Quincy Adams
c) John F. Kennedy
d) John Wayne
answer at end of this post.
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“Greater love has no one than this,
than to lay down his life for his friends.”
~John 15:13~
The Unknown Soldier
by Roger J. Robicheau
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Unlearned Lesson
Memorial Day
Of every year
The little valiant
Flags appear
On every fallen
Soldier’s grave–
Symbol of what
Each died to save.
And we who see
And still have breath–
Are we no wiser
For their death?
~Dorothy Brown Thompson~
Answer: John F. Kennedy
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A Woman’s Place…
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul,
Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
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She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabuland observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked,
“Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’
The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said,
‘Land mines.’
Moral of the storyis (no matter what language you speak or where you go):
BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE’S A SMART WOMAN
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Cheryl Cole and X Factor USA???
Look out Simon!
Cheryl Cole fuming with rage over Cowell X Factor ‘betrayal’
Cole is said to have been dropped from the show,
with her place as a judge likely to be taken
by ex-Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.
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Rick Perry for President 2012
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When Rick Perry considered joining the other candidates for the GOP nomination, he said:
“I’m going to think about it,” Perry said Friday. “I think about a lot of things.”
He has never lost an election.
It’s about time!
Just one of Rick Perry’s blunders!
Federal authorities are considering charging company managers with manslaughter in connection with last year’s disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.
Wonder what Rick Perry and Joe Barton will say about that???
‘We’re not smelling like (Texas) Roses
on the BP Oil Spill Investigation-
Not even like Tulips’
Texas Governor Rick Perry (R) claimed that the oil rig explosion that caused a massive — and still-expanding spill — may have been “just an act of God” that could not have been prevented.
Prior to the CEO of BP making his opening statement, a lunatic Idiot Congressman, Joe Barton, made it a point to actually apologize to BP, going on to state that the meeting between BP Officials and the Obama Administration yesterday amounted to nothing more than a $20 Billion “shakedown” of a corporation by the US Government, with the money being placed into a “slush fund”…
What will Rush Limbaugh say about the BP criminal Charges?
Rush Limbaugh: Oil Spill is as “Natural as the Ocean Water is.”
This statement is 100% objectively stupid: “”The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there,” Limbaugh said. “It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.”
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FIFA Sepp Blatter and Bribes
Fifa presidential candidate, Mohamed Bin Hammam will be
investigated by Fifa in light of new bribery claims.
This is just the tip of the iceberg!
FIFA said Sepp Blatter, who is accused of turning a blind eye to alleged bribes being paid to Caribbean voters, must submit a statement by Saturday before facing an ethics committee hearing in Zurich on Sunday.
Who is responsible for FIFA’s terrible reputation?
Time for Sepp to go!
FIFA needs to clean house.
