365 Times a Year! That’s No Bull

I took my wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is about breeding bulls. We came up to the first pen and there is a sign that says, “This Bull mated 50 times last year.”

My wife poked me in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”

We walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign, “This Bull mated 120 times last year.”

My wife hit me and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

We walked a little further to a third pen with a Bull and a sign, “This Bull mated 365 times last year.”

My wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day.” You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

I turned to my wife and replied,

“Go up and ask him if it was with the same ol’ cow.”

I am a Bull!

and that’s when the fight started…

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And then she said why don’t you see if this makes you more attractive:

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