Who Wants To Sneak Into America?
The United States is looking at building fences along the border with Canada to help keep out terrorists and other criminals.
Reminds me of the movie ~ Canadian Bacon ~ 1995 starring John Candy ~ The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada.
Give me a break! Eh?

Rick Perry was upset when he heard about this fence. He said that Obama stole his idea. He was the first to suggest that a fence be built separating Texas and the USA!
My favorite comments from CBC news (http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/09/29/fence-border-canada.html?cmp=rss)
I am totally in favour of a fence along the Canada-US border. I say it is high time we built a barrier at US taxpayer expense to stop the flow of criminals and terrorists from the US into Canada.
So much for undefended border, it was an honor sharing the former world´s longest undefended border while it lasted. Cheers from Maine.
It might be a problem for animals, but I doubt it’ll keep Americans from leaving their country!
They sound like the State of Israel and we are the bad Palestinians… wow. Sad day indeed.
From http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2785584/posts
Let me get this straight – we won’t build a fence on the Mexican border where 30 million have crossed illegally in the last 10 years, but we can build one on the even longer one with Canada that crosses the Rockies and the Great Lakes.
Putting an aircraft carrier fleet in each of bordering Great Lakes might not be a bad idea either. And China will lend us as much money as we need to do it too!
I haven’t seen any Canadians loitering around the 7-11 or setting up gangs in LA or the Washington suburbs.
What am I missing?
Where are the Republican candidates on this insult to our biggest oil provider?
From Huffington Post:
I am all for this gate. At the rate the US is spiraling downward, with no end in sight, when the empire collapses and starts lashing out to “maintain their quality of life” we are going to need that fence to protect us a bit.
And since they are so worried about Canada being a threat, I say we also stop sending them our oil, water and power.
It’ll help stop the mass exodus of American illegals swarming to our country in 2012…if a Republican gets elected as the next President.…
Paranoia in America is big business.
As long as they allow us to get our ball back when it goes over the fence.
Fence? What are we, a third world country? Where’s the laser fueled dome with force field active barrier capabilities!!! Pfft, a metal fence. How 2010ish. Get with the times!!!!
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