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Best Coffin Halloween Joke Ever with Curtis and Leroy
Curtis and Leroy are walking home late on Halloween night.
It’s dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, they hear
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
behind them. They walk faster, but the sound keeps coming.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Worried they are being followed, they glance behind and through the darkness, they can just see an upright coffin.
No one seems to be holding the coffin; it’s just bumping down the street behind them.
Leroy says, “I’m scared.” He’s sure it’s following them! In an effort to shake it off, they turn a corner. To their relief, the sound stops. They keep walking but before a minute has passed, they hear the familiar sound behind them again:
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Now they both are terrified! Leroy yells, “Let’s go!” They run towards Leroy’s home, but the faster they run, the faster the coffin bounces along behind them!
Bumpity BUMP!
Bumpity BUMP!
Bumpity BUMP!
Leroy pushes open his front gate, and they run up the path. He fumbles for his keys. The coffin reaches the gate and effortlessly pushes it open. It’s right behind them!!!
Finally his shaking hands manage to unlock his front door. Leroy and Curtis have no time to slam it behind them; the coffin is right on their heels! They rush up the stairs, praying the coffin cannot climb after them.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
The coffin pauses at the bottom ofthe stairs. They look at each other and breath a sigh of relief but …
clappity BUMP…
clappity BUMP…
clappity BUMP…
The coffin is now climbing the stairs behind them. They run to the bathroom perhaps they can lock themselves in there! Their hearts are pounding and their lungs hurt with the exertion of running for their lives! Leroy has only just latched the bathroom door when …
CRASH!!!
The coffin breaks through the bathroom door!
“What can we do?”, screams Leroy. The coffin is nearly upon them! Curtis reaches out for something heavy that he can throw at the coffin, and his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of cough syrup. “What good will that do?”, yells Leroy.
“We have to try something!”, answers Curtis.
Desperately, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the coffin and
………..
………..
(Wait for it)
………..
………..
……….finally the coffin stops!!
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Google Halloween Doodle 2011
A fun time-lapse video of the Google doodle team
& friends carving giant pumpkins
in the Halloween spirit. Shot on location at
Google’s Headquarters in Mountain View, CA.
Music by Slavic Soul Party! Composed by Matt Moran.
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Creative and Healthy Lunches For Kids ~ Pictures
Many kids are picky eaters. Some prefer sandwiches without crusts, some like their sandwiches cut diagonally, while others only like plain hamburgers. It’s difficult for parents to provide nutrious lunches that they know their children will eat.
Any teacher will tell you how frustrating it is to see a beautiful apple just thrown in the garbage. The really sad thing is that it happens so often.
Here is one way that you can make your kids lunches more appealing.
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What other ideas do you?
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Jokes About Witches
Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her “W”
When a witch lands, where does she park?
In a broom closet.
What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
She flies off the handle.
What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear the broom boom.
What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
“Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.”
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray
Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.
What did the bat say to the witch’s hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.
What does the Coven’s softball team do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Halloween Fail
She said she wanted to dress up like an Angry Bird.
I told her she didn’t need to dress up for Halloween!
and that’s when the fight started…
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Using Online Travel Companies to Plan and Book Your Vacations
Without having to leave the comfort of you home, you can plan your trips or vacations and make reservations quickly with just a few mouse clicks. Booking your vacation online is gaining in popularity because of the ability to do it from anywhere, at any time and because technology is making it increasingly easy to do in a safe and secure environment. Online travel sites let you be your own travel agent. You can make reservations for a flight or a cruise, hotel or car rental, and pay and get your confirmation numbers online.
In the past, travel planning often took hours, now it takes only a few hassle-free minutes. Another advantage of booking a trip through an online travel company is that you can find very good deals because they are often given exclusive discounted rates to sell to customers. There are quite a few travel sites on the internet. Finding which site to use can be very difficult. It is recommend that you look around at several sites before making any decisions about where to book your vacation. Almost all travel web sites have the same basic purpose: they try to provide you with the vacation that you want and convince you to buy it online.
I have found the iTravel2000 site one of the most flexible and easy to use. One of their main flight providers is Air Canada, which is the largest airline company in Canada. iTravel2000 has done an incredible amount of research and presents the information in an easy-to-read way on the screen. After you’ve submitted your search, you quickly get an idea of pricing, resort information and further narrowing options. You can be as specific as you want with your search and modify the information very easily. A great feature is the table that allows you to quickly find the lowest price over a span of multiple days and star ratings.
Let the online travel companies do all the research and work for you. Enjoy your next vacation.
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