HUMAN EVOLUTION CHARTS, HUMOR, QUOTES, ONE LINERS
Hope you enjoy these Human Evolution Charts (and believe in evolution)
1+1 = 2 ~ unless you live in Tennessee
The Tennessee legislature passed HB 368, known by many as “The Monkey Bill.” They said this legislation is a move forward for ‘academic freedom’ and to protect teachers, who wish to present ‘alternative theories’ on evolution and climate change.
Glad my kids are not “educated” in Tennessee. The world is watching and laughing!
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. Mark Twain
“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” — Mark Twain
In order to evolve, you must stand still long enough for your Heart to have a Conversation with your Brain. Erin Dalli
All the ills from which America suffers can be traced to the teaching of evolution. William Jennings Bryan
Evolution is what it is. The upper classes have always died out; it’s one of the most charming things about them. Germaine Greer
But really, if you don’t believe in Evolution by now, you are probably a member of the Republican (GOP) Party in the States.
Richard Dawkins, the Oxford University biologist and author,
on Darwin’s Theory,
“It has the power to explain much while assuming little.”
“The ratio of the huge amount that it explains (everything about life: its complexity, diversity and illusion of crafted design) divided by the little that it needs to postulate (non-random survival of randomly varying genes through geological time) is gigantic,” wrote Dawkins. “Never in the field of human comprehension were so many facts explained by assuming so few.”
In other words, “Never have so many people who don’t believe in Evolution looked so dumb!”
Rick Perry is not that smart. After all, he can’t figure out which is right Evolution or Creationism ~ When talking to the boy in New Hampshire, Perry continued, “In Texas, we teach both creationism and evolution in our public schools – because I figure you’re smart enough (I’m not) to figure out which one is right.”
Being a GOP candidate is so easy a chimp could do it!
The following Human Evolution Charts are a little more scientific!
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