Thanksgiving Jokes and One Liners


Thanksgiving Jokes and One Liners

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?


He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson

 

Thanksgiving Jokes and one liners

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.

Q:What sound does a space turkey make? 

A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? 
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed! 

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!

Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? 
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! 

Grandma: What would you like for dessert, Joey?
Joey: Pumpkin pie!Grandma: Pumpkin pie, what, dear? Say the magic word.Joey: I’m sorry, Grandma. Pumpkin pie, abracadabra!

thanksgiving jokes and one linersQ: After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash?
A: In the Mayflower Compact-Tor.

Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har- VEST. 

Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim? 
A: Pilgrimage.

Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? 
A: Plymouth.

Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? 
A: Pilgrammar. 

Q: The pilgrims’ cows came to America on what ship?
A: The Mooooo-flower. 

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Q: Plymouth Rock.

Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? 
A:Pilgrims and furniture. 

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? 
A: Fangs-giving.thanksgiving jokes and one liners

 

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

What is the Turkey’s favorite black tie celebration?

The Butter Ball

How does a Turkey drink her wine?

In a gobble-let

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