Thanksgiving Jokes and One Liners
“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
Q:What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Grandma: What would you like for dessert, Joey?
Joey: Pumpkin pie!Grandma: Pumpkin pie, what, dear? Say the magic word.Joey: I’m sorry, Grandma. Pumpkin pie, abracadabra!
Q: After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash?
A: In the Mayflower Compact-Tor.
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har- VEST.
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Q: The pilgrims’ cows came to America on what ship?
A: The Mooooo-flower.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Q: Plymouth Rock.
Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A:Pilgrims and furniture.
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
What is the Turkey’s favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let