Have a Happy and
Prosperous New Year, everyone!
Happy New Year!
Now that I am in my Golden Years, I would like to share this
Beautiful and Inspirational Story
about New Year’s Eve and Growing Old
I’ve forgotten what it was….
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Happy Year of the Dragon
“Gung Hay Fat Choy!”
In China, Every Girl And Boy
Celebrates The New Year
In A Very Special Way —-
With Fireworks And Dragons,
Colored Red And Gold —-
They Welcome In The New Year
And Chase Away The Old!
And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast,
And been bow’d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass’d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
A Song for New Year’s Eve
by William Cullen Bryant
Stay yet, my friends, a moment stay—
Stay till the good old year,
So long companion of our way,
Shakes hands, and leaves us here.
Oh stay, oh stay, One little hour, and then away.
The year, whose hopes were high and strong,
Has now no hopes to wake;
Yet one hour more of jest and song
For his familiar sake.
Oh stay, oh stay, One mirthful hour, and then away.
The kindly year, his liberal hands
Have lavished all his store.
And shall we turn from where he stands,
Because he gives no more?
Oh stay, oh stay, One grateful hour, and then away.
Days brightly came and calmly went,
While yet he was our guest;
How cheerfully the week was spent!
How sweet the seventh day’s rest!
Oh stay, oh stay, One golden hour, and then away.
Dear friends were with us, some who sleep
Beneath the coffin-lid: What pleasant memories we keep
Of all they said and did!
Oh stay, oh stay, One tender hour, and then away.
Even while we sing, he smiles his last,
And leaves our sphere behind.
The good old year is with the past;
Oh be the new as kind!
Oh stay, oh stay, One parting strain, and then away.
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
If it didn’t bring you joy
just leave it behind
Let’s ring in the new year
with good things in mind
Let every bad memory
that brought heartache and pain
And let’s turn a new leaf
with the smell of new rain
Let’s forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer
Happy New Year!
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
A New Year ~ William Arthur Ward
Another fresh new year is here
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest ”
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!
Leroy’s wife was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Leroy, ‘I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?’
‘Aha, you’ll know tonight,’ answered Leroy smiling broadly.
At midnight , as the New Year clocks were chiming, leroy approached his wife and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: ‘The meaning of dreams’.
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WISHING YOU - IN YOUR BUSY
LIFESTYLE – SOME TIME FOR
RELAXATION AND REFLECTION.
SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH
A BIT OF ADVENTURE
BUT MOST OF ALL…
I WISH YOU LOTS OF BEAR
AND THE BLISS OF REAL LOVE!
BUT WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.” — Anonymous
“I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.” — Robert Paul
“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” — Mark Twain
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May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
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A new oath holds pretty well; but… when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it. ~Mark Twain, speech in New York City, 31 March 1885
Spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
Take time to ponder the little (important) things in my life
Try to figure out Google +
Get one of these:
Hand built in Canada,
the 1510 is a comfortable,
immersive and aesthetically unique environment
for the long hours spent in front of computer monitors.
See if I can really cry under water
Not worry about things I can’t control
Not read anything about the Kardashian Family
Try not to be so critical of the Republican GOP 2012 Presidential candidates
Stop trying to figure out why Donald Trump wears his hair like that
Stop asking Siri on my Apple iPhone 4s dumb questions
Not drink so much ~
Stages of getting drunk
Buy myself a Micro pig
Not weigh myself
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day buck naked.
Not worry so much about the Mayan and Harold Camping Predictions
about the End of the World or Judgment Day December 21, 2012
Get a massage when I’m feeling down
Not pass on more than one email forward each day, unless they are really good
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Boxing Day is a bank or public holiday that occurs on December 26, or the first or second weekday after Christmas Day, depending on national or regional laws. It is observed in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and some other Commonwealth nations.
Boxing Day is: A day to buy what you really wanted on
Christmas day at huge discounted prices!
Boxing Day bargain shopping is now as important a part of the Christmas tradition celebrated by more than a billion people around the world as the main festivities themselves.
Boxing Day is traditionally one of the
largest retail days of the year!
Boxing Day: That time of year when everyone gets Santamental.
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Boxing Day breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, ”I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, ”What’s with the hubcap?” The waiter sings, ”O, there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”
The Day After Christmas Poem
‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while
Upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said “U.S. POSTMAN.”
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
“Now Dillard’s, now Targets’, now Penny’s and Sears
Here’s Visa, and Master Card, and one for the Beer.
To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all!”
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
“ENJOY WHAT YOU GOT……..YOU’LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!”
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