Perfect Man, Perfect Woman and Santa Claus
Once upon a time there was a Perfect Man and a Perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy and stormy Christmas eve, they were driving their
perfect car along a winding road
when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
To their surprise, there stood Santa Claus with his huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on Christmas eve,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car.
Unfortunately, the storm got worse
and the perfect couple and Santa were in an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived the crash.
She’s the only one who existed in the first place.
Everyone knows that Santa isn’t real and there has never been a Perfect Husband.
Women stop reading now.
Men continue reading below.
So, if there was no Perfect Man and no Santa,
the woman must have been driving!
This explains why there was a car accident.
Men, continue reading below.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you are still reading,
this illustrates another point.
Some women never listen or follow directions!