Questions That Haunt Me or Did You Ever Wonder

Why can’t Tiger Woods hit a straight ball off the tee?

Why Simon Cowell rejected Melanie Amaro on the X Factor, then brought her back. She went on to win.

Was it in his plans?  Another conspiracy Theory to work on!!!

She will Spend Her X Factor Winnings on a New House – and Chicken! 

A foot massage, a house for her mom – and a lifetime supply of chicken.

Why are so many GOP 2012 Presidential Candidates such fools???

Why this person bought an Acer?

What if the Mayan Stone Carvers were playing a joke on us about Decemebr 21, 2012 being the end of the world?

Can you cry under water?

Why Frosty the Snowman went in the hot tub?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra  penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on  luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the transit lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They’re both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your  butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear parachutes?

Why men prefer dogs over women? 

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So many more questions at: 

http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/11/really-dumb-questions/

 Such as…

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are there any unguided missiles?


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