Humorous and Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Valentine’s Day and Love
Valentine’s Day is a time when we search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine’s Day card.
Many prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine’s Day saying.
Here are just a few:
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown
“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith
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“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Robert Frost
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“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ~ Robert Heinlin
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“If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it’s all the kisses I’ve blown in the air finally catching up with you.” ~ Unknown
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“At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” ~ Plato
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“Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.” ~ Victor Hugo

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“Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.” ~ Unknown
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“I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.” ~ Mother Teresa
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“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” ~ Franklin P. Jone
“Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.” ~ Lord Byron-
“When you’re in love with someone, it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can’t be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven.” ~ Unknown
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“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” ~ Henry Louis Mencken

- “The hottest love has the coldest end.” ~ Socrates
- “Immature love says, ‘ love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I need you because I love you.’” ~ Erich Fromm
- “Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.” ~ St. Francis of Assisi
- “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” ~ Henny Youngman
- “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.” ~ Anais Nin
- “A life without love is like a year without summer.” ~ Sweedish Proverb
- “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” ~ Helen Keller
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Next Great Life Changing Technology
Holograms, Dick Tracy Phones and the Future
Within the next ten years…. You heard it here first!

There will be a new Cell Phone/Computer, worn on the wrist that has a very advanced voice recognition system with the capability of projecting crystal clear three dimensional images (at least 10 feet by 10 feet). With Cloud Computing, it will have unlimited capabilities! It will be the the fastest selling product in the history of the World (until the next version comes out.)
Not sure if it will be called the iTracy or the iDick!
Until then,
we’ll just have to settle for the
iPhone5 watch
~ The iWatch
Can you imagine how many things this will make obsolete????
(TV’s, cable, keyboards, desktop and laptop computers, TV stands, iPads, writing – to name a few)
Wikipedia: On January 13, 1946 [2] , Gould changed Dick Tracy forever with the introduction of the 2-Way Wrist Radio, having drawn inspiration from a visit to inventor Al Gross. This seminal communications device, worn as a wristwatch by Tracy and members of the police force, became one of the strip’s most immediately recognizable icons, and can be thought of as a precursor to later technological developments, such as cellular phones.
Holography (from the Greek, hólos whole +graf? writing, drawing) is a technique that allows the light scattered from an object to be recorded and later reconstructed so that it appears as if the object is in the same position relative to the recording medium as it was when recorded. The image changes as the position and orientation of the viewing system changes in exactly the same way as if the object were still present, thus making the recorded image (hologram) appear three dimensional.

Star Wars - Now!
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The American Economy ~ A Puny Perspective
Soon, with the economy so weak, upwardly mobile Americans will not even a ford to live in their cars!
Plain and simple, everyone’s fuming, except the 1%, about the widening gap between the rich and poor!
The Government auto know that they need to increase the taxes of the rich. The profits of Big Companies are too high. Money needs to be distributed better in our society. I am writing this column so that I might be able to help steer politicians in the right direction. Otherwise, they are headed on the highway to hell. I am shocked by how much we have been lead astray by those in power. We have been conditioned to believe that this is an acceptable way to live. Putting pressure on your local politicians and aligning ourselves with those that appreciate the damage that has been done, may help us gain real traction.
I don’t acclaim to be an export on this issue, but gimme a brake! I think it’s my civic duty to report these facts. My mercury is rising and I don’t think we should dodge the problem. There are just too many people who can’t a ford to fill up their car which is a tragedy in America and such a saab story!
We are sadly cadilacking in support for the poor. Many homeless people have lost their dignity and are a shell of their former selves. I may be clutching at straws but I’m tired of doing nothing. I’m not too sure which direction America is steering but the current way of thinking needs some serious repairs. We need to take this issue wheely seriously, unlike some politicians who take a blinkered perspective and are just fuel of scrap. Many, like Rick Scott, give an automatic response that the homeless and poor are lazy and it’s their fault. We should work hard in order to help shift their attitudes because, quite frankly, I don’t like their tune. Some recent legislation that helps corporations should just be scrapped or reversed. Lately, many car dwelling people are running on empty, are driven to dispair, have no where to turn, and are just plain exhausted. Their dreams of days down on the beach will have to take a back seat for quite a while because they can’t a ford to drive there.
Big Business and politicians, in their efforts to drive down costs, have their blinkers on and have ignored the long term consequences of such a strategy. The window of opportunity is closing rapidly. We need to put the pedal to the metal and fire on all cylinders to get things rolling. It would be a great disservice to the poor if we didn’t explore all the avenues open to us. If we work together wheel be able to put pressure on politicians and big companies many of whom I’m not a fan of.
We need to gear up for a fight to help those in such tire straights and not allow this cause to stall.
I hope we can inject more money to help advocacy groups so they can accelerate this one through the courts. Hiring top lawyers may be the key to success and provide a spark of hope. Unfortunately, many of these types of actions get suspended or stalled in the court system.
It’s no use being cranky and continuing to fume about this issue. We need to spring into action inorder to make any kind of dent in this problem! Remember, ‘The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease.‘ A good place to start is to form a government panel before our efforts hit the skids. What ever happens, it looks like a bumpy road ahead for the middle class and the poor.
Unfortunately, I carn’t think of what else to write because I have engine block, so oil leave now…
How to save America.
Politicians and big business need to be less selfish and greedy!
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MOM AND DAD
“A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend”
My heroes are and were my parents. I can’t see having anyone else as my heroes. Michael Jordan
“The family is the school of duties – founded on love” ~ Felix Adler
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