Cute Easter Quotes and One Liners

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket. ~Easter Bunny

cute Easter jokes and one liners

I lied on my Weight Watchers list.  I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.  ~Caroline Rhea

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.” Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.  ~Clarence W. Hall

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. ~Easter Bunny

Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter.  ~Benjamin Franklin

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with Chocolate. ~Linda Grayson

Alzheimer’s Advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter Sunday. 
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs at Thanksgiving.

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