THE FIRST FOOTBALL GAME
Curtis took Leroy to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked him how he liked the experience.
‘Oh, I really liked it,’ he replied, ‘especially the cheering and the big hits, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.’
Dumbfounded, Curtis asked, ‘What do you mean?’
‘Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like….Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!