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Once A Pun A Time…

Decimals have a point.

I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

I didn’t understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

He said I was average – but he was just being mean.

My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

I’m bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

Math teachers have lots of problems.

When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.
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