Back to School Riddles – Corny
I found these Back to School Riddles to be rather clever.
On a personal note ~ It wasn’t school I disliked, it was just the principal of it.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?
A. ”Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?
A. Pi!
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