Skinning Dipping with Curtis and Leroy

Skinning Dipping with Curtis and Leroy

Curtis and Leroy bought a farm in Florida which had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so they fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening they decided to go down to the pond, as they hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

Curtis grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As they neared the pond, they heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As they came closer, Curtis and Leroy saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

Leroy made the women aware of their presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to Curtis and Leroy, ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!’

Curtis frowned, ‘We didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘We’re here to feed the alligator.’

Curtis and Leroy ~ not so dumb after all.