Amazing Banana Jokes and Humor
The adjective is the banana peel
of the parts of speech.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
Someone asked me if I knew any good
banana jokes or banana puns
and I said I could DOLE out a Bunch of them!
I find these jokes about bananas Appealing.
Most are sidesplitting jokes
but some of them might make you
Some of you are leaving now,
even the bananas split.
Q: When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing?
A: What else but Peelings?
Peelings, nothing more than peelings,
trying to forget my peelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my peelings of love….
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!
Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na….! Banana..na….!
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It was not peeling very well.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?
Because they have Appeal!
Cute poem from my childhood
I’m Chiquita banana and I’m here to say
if you wanna bug your teacher, there’s a real easy way
just take a banana peel, and put it on the floor
and watch your teacher go flying out the door
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Famous Quotes About Bananas
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. ~ Bill Gates
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny. ~ Shahrukh Khan
His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.
~ Charlotte Curtis