Amazing Banana Jokes and Humor

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Amazing Banana Jokes and Humor Appeeling.

The adjective is the banana peel

of the parts of speech.

Clifton Paul Fadiman 

Someone asked me if I knew any good

banana jokes or banana puns

and I said I could DOLE out a Bunch of them!

Most are sidesplitting jokes

but some of them might make you

go bananas

Some of you are leaving now,

even the bananas split.

Amazing Banana Jokes and Humor

Q: When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing?

A: What else but Peelings?

Peelings, nothing more than peelings,
trying to forget my peelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my peelings of love….

 

Amazing Banana Jokes and Humor

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!

Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na….! Banana..na….!

What do you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers

 

 Amazing Banana Jokes and Humor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It was not peeling very well.

Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?
Because they have Appeal!

Cute poem from my childhood

I’m Chiquita banana and I’m here to say
if you wanna bug your teacher, there’s a real easy way
just take a banana peel, and put it on the floor
and watch your teacher go flying out the door

 

banana jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s There?

Banana
Banana Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s There?

Banana
Banana Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s There?

Banana
Banana Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s There?

Banana
Banana Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s There?

Orange
Orange Who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Famous Quotes About Bananas

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. ~ Bill Gates

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny. ~ Shahrukh Khan

 His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.
~ Charlotte Curtis

 

Amazing Fact about Bananas and Walmart

Walmart sells more bananas than any other item!  No Joke! Wonder if Walmart bananas are Made in China?

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Yes, I have no banana’s joke, … well, that’s it, I’m going to make like a banana and split!

 

Besides being funny, Bananas have many benefits!banana jokes

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