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Newest Genius Fails:

Anthony Weiner

Should have used a smart phone!

Funny Weiner poster at:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/06/anthony-weiner-with-time-on-his-hands/

Beyond Capitol Hill, not a lot of people had ever heard of Anthony Weiner. Now the man with a surname seemingly custom-made for both a sex scandal and adolescent ridicule is a household name.

Pressure is mounting on Weiner, a Democratic congressman from New York, to resign his seat following his tearful public confession that he sent lewd photos and texts for years to a variety of young women who are not his wife. Even his own Democratic colleagues are hoping he steps down.

Harold Camping: Judgment Day Fail

Camping funny poster: click here

and More on Camping:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/05/harold-camping-should-get-his-priorities-right/

DONALD TRUMP

Click here for ‘The Donald‘

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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius.     Charlie Sheen should be on top of the list!!! How the Charlie Sheen Drug Works I have Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA **** Could have been CEO of Berkshire Hathaway ~ He sure BLEW IT! Sokol resigned after purchasing $10 million of the stock of Lubrizol Corp. (LZ), a company Sokol suggested that Buffett buy. Sokol bought the shares, and recommended the company’s purchase, in January. In March, Berkshire said it agreed to buy Lubrizol, leading to a $3 million profit on Sokol’s stake in less than three months. For More Info on the scandal, click the following: Lubrizol-scandal * *   Mike Huckabee is a new genius fail! http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/03/mike-huckabee-another-idiot-running-for-president-of-the-united-states/ I am an idiot!   So passionate!   Newt Gingrich ~’It’s because Im so passionate!’ ****************************** ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,” – Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,” –Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,” –Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . “That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,” –A congressional candidate in Texas . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Half this game is ninety percent mental.” –Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it..” –Al Gore, Vice President, Bush or Quayle??? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix “ – Dan Quayle ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” –Lee Iacocca ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” –Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” – Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “Traditionally, most of Australia ‘s imports come from overseas.” –Keppel Enderbery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” –Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to Your brilliant friends. I just did !!   Dumb people! One more: Dumb, Tiger Woods. I am a Bad Tiger!

Best Zamina mina (Zangalewa) Translation, Meaning, lyrics, Video World Cup Soccer Football 2010 Song

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Anawam means I did/ Yes I

so”¦

zaminamina zangalewa

anawam aa

Who called you/ asked you to come?

Yes, I did.

Zamina mina (Zangalewa)

Zangalewa of Cameroon

“Zamina” or “Zangaléwa” is a 1986 hit song, originally sung by a makossa group from Cameroon called Golden Sounds who were beloved throughout the continent for their silly dances and costumes. The song was such a hit for Golden Sounds that they eventually changed their name to Zangaléwa, too.The song pays tribute to African skirmishers (a.k.a tirailleurs) during WW2. Most of the band members were in the Cameroonian Army themselves and used make up, fake belly and fake butt for comic relief.

The song is still used today by soldiers, policemen, boy scouts, sportsmen and their supporters, usually during training or for rallying.

The men in the group often dressed in military uniforms, wearing pith helmets and stuffing their clothes with pillows to appear like they had a swollen butts from riding the train and fat stomachs from eating too much. The song, music historians say, is a criticism of black military officers who were in league with whites to oppress their own people. Or at least, some of it was. Some of it, as far was we can surmise, is gibberish.

From Spanish Wikipedia:

This song is a priori language interpreted Fang, corresponding to areas of Gabon, southern Cameroonin Equatorial Guinea and a little east of the Central Africa. Being so popular, this means that many times they sing the song without knowing the meaning.

Za engalomwa language means Fang “Who sent you?”: this is the question of a Cameroonian military source to another foreigner, according to Guy Dooh, Zangalewa group. The term Zangalewa can also come from an expression in Ewondo: Loé wa za anga?, it would be “Who called you?” Cameroon is a multiethnic, multilingual, and not all the soldiers could speak Ewondo, so it is very likely that over time the term wa za anga Loé became the Zangalewa that we know today.

When the young recruits of the Republican Guard Cameroon complained about the rigors of military life, their employers or fellow old people used to raise this question: Loé wa za anga?, which actually meant something like: “nobody has forced to join the army, so stop whining! “

The lyrics, which are in a Cameroonian dialect called Fang, go like this:

Zaminamina oh oh

Waka waka eh eh

Zaminamina zangalewa

Anawam ah ah

Shakira’s new song for the 2010 World Cup:

This song was chosen because it’s both a tribute to African music, with the World Cup being held in South Africa, and a nod to the folks back home who’ve partied to this song since way back in 1987 when the song rose to prominence thanks to West African DJ’s in Cartagena.

Before Shakira many other artists around the world sampled this song. Some of them are :

Las Chicas Del Can

The Surinamese group Beatmachine. Their version is called “Samina Mina” just like Shaki’s.

Adane Best

The movie The Lion King also feature samples reference of this song.

Waka Waka Lyrics

You’re a good soldier

Choosing your battles

Pick yourself up

And dust yourself off

And back in the saddle

You’re on the frontline

Everyone’s watching

You know it’s serious

We’re getting closer

This isnt over

The pressure is on

You feel it

But you’ve got it all

Believe it

When you fall get up

Oh oh…

And if you fall get up

Oh oh…

Tsamina mina

Zangalewa

Cuz this is Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh

Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa aa

This time for Africa

Listen to your god

From Spanish Wikipedia:

Detailed translation

Za / mine / mine / hé hé. in other pronunciation (Zar ou Zak mine mine)

Come / you / you / he he. (Literal translation)

Come, come (translation adapted)

Wa / ka.

You-ti-action. (Literal translation)

you do. (Translation adapted)

za / an / ga / le / wa /

who / have / do action / called / you / (literal translation)

Who called you? (Translation adapted)

Ana / wam / ha / ha

com / yo-me / himself / herself (literally)

me, yeah (translation adapted)

Yang / hé hé

Waiting / hé hé

Full display translated

Come, come hé hé

you do, you do hé hé

Come, come

Who called you?

yes, I am

hé hé expected

hé hé expected

Come, come

Who called you?

yes, I am

Another part of the song says:

When I push on the right, you push on the left, when I push on the left, you push on the right …

Shakira Waka Waka lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com.com/shakira-waka-waka-lyrics.html

This is our motto

Your time to shine

Dont wait in line

Y vamos por Todo

People are raising

Their Expectations

Go on and feed them

This is your moment

No hesitations

Today’s your day

I feel it

You paved the way

Believe it

If you get down

Get up Oh oh…

When you get down

Get up eh eh…

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa aa

This time for Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh

Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa aa

Tsamina mina eh eh

Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

This time for Africa

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To the smart women I know and love!

You might enjoy this post about the Christmas Diet Fail ~ Cute poem at: 

http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/12/christmas-diet-poem/