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The GOP and A Toxic Mess
Huntsman drops out!
“This race has degenerated into an onslaught of negative attacks not worthy of the American people and not worthy of this critical time,” Huntsman said. “At its core, the Republican Party is a party of ideas, but the current toxic form of our political discourse does not help our cause.”
Couldn’t agree more!
America is a great nation with many brilliant people and outstanding leaders.
It’s a shame that the Republican Party
( Tea Party ~ The GOP )
can’t find credible candidates and has made a laughing stock of American politics around the world.
“A new tell-all book about Mitt Romney is coming out next week called ‘The Real Romney.’ You can tell the book is based on Romney. After 300 pages, the last line is, ‘Actually I just changed my mind about all of that.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Rick Perry’s presidential campaign is in trouble. So, they’re now selling his merchandise two for one. You get a foam finger, a key chain, and I forget the third thing.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Ron Paul finished second. … Paul says if he can sustain those kind of numbers … and if his message continues to resonate … and if Mitt Romney gets hit with a dump truck, he could still win this thing.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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Tim Tebow for President
The latest American Research Group poll released Friday shows Romney in the lead with 29 percent support among likely South Carolina Republican voters, over Gingrich’s 25 percent. Among evangelicals surveyed, Gingrich leads with 40 percent, followed by Perry (15 percent), Romney (13 percent), and Santorum (12 percent).
However, if Tim Tebow decided to run for President,
(now that he has time)
the Republican Poll would look like this:
Tim Tebow 94%
Mickey Mouse 3%
Stephen Colbert 2%
Romney, Gingrich Perry and Santorum 1%
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow takes his helmet off following an NFL divisional playoff football game against the New England Patriots Saturday, Jan. 14, 2012, in Foxborough, Mass.
The Patriots defeated the Broncos 45-10.
Why not Tebow?
At least we can trust him, I think!
The American Political Silly Season Continues…
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The 2012 Presidential Election and the GOP Campaign is Funny
A NEW WORD IS BORN
I knew someone would find a name for
the American election process.
ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
the inability to become aroused over any of the
choices for President put forth by the GOP
in the 2012 election year.
Even Barbara Bush agrees: “The current political atmosphere was the worst she could remember. “I think the rest of the world is looking at us these days and saying, ‘What are you doing?’” she said.
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Judgment Day ~ Curtis and Leroy
Dear Curtis,
I know that I will be one of the chosen ones and be let into heaven on Judgment Day (whenever that is). Could be December 21, 2012??
I’m sorry to hear you ain’t comin’ along. You’re a good guy but you voted for George Bush – twice.
Since you are my best friend, I’m leaving all my valuable possessions to you.
Please take care of my dog, Sam and my pig, Sammy. I know Sam likes you and he didn’t mean to bite you when you looked after him last time.
You can have my still. I drank all the moonshine that we made last spring. I didn’t think they’d let me bring it with me.
I’ll also let you have my car. See if you can get it to work.
I’m keeping my rifle and I’ll try to sneak it in. You never know what to expect!
That’s about all I have. Oh ya! You can have my wife, too. She likes those GOP fellows, so I reckon she won’t be invited to heaven either.
Good luck (You’ll need it!),
Leroy,
One of The Saved, Praise the Lord!
PS
Just in case those Mayan Predictions are not true and that Camping fella is wrong (again ), can I please have Sam and Sammy back?
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Year of the Water Dragon and the 2012 Presidential Election
The Water Dragon will be less selfish, egotistical, and imperious.
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Santorum and the Mayan Predictions
Is it only me or does anyone else think that
American Politics has turned into such an
embarrassing mess?
Be afraid, very afraid!
Meghan McCain Isn’t ‘Dumb’ to Worry About Rick Santorum
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about. Solomon Short
Rick Santorum Dumb Quotes~ ( don’t google his last name )
“They talk about income inequality. I’m for income inequality.”
Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?
What we should be teaching are the problems and holes and I think there are legitimate problems and holes in the theory of evolution. And what we need to do is to present those fairly from a scientific point of view. And we should lay out areas in which the evidence supports evolution and the areas in the evidence that does not.
Rick Santorum is the anti-gay, anti-abortion guy who is running on these social issues. Never mind health reform or jobs. Or anything important or non-discriminatory, for that matter.
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How to be popular on the Internet. Be a jerk!
It has been known for some time that internet users are overwhelmingly attracted to the negative.
Writing about, religion and politics
are two of the top subjects that will
generate the most interest and
unite or divide a crowd.
Let’s see if this works.
1. The Tea Party is made up of religious fanatics!
2. The American political system seems to be a farce. The way the leader of the GOP is chosen is an incredible waste of time and money. The silly season of parading a bunch of clowns around the nation is only good for late night comedy writers.
Famous Quotes about Religion and Politics
“My uncle often played the devil’s advocate just to get a rise out of somebody, but was extremely giving, passionate about everything — what he was reading, religion, what he was doing, politics.” Mary Weaver
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion.
- Mark Twain ~ A Horse’s Tale
“When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way.” Frank Herbert
The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. It should transcend personal God and avoid dogma and theology. Covering both the natural and the spiritual, it should be based on a religious sense arising from the experience of all things natural and spiritual as a meaningful unity. Buddhism answers this description. If there is any religion that could cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism. (Albert Einstein)
“I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest: ‘If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?‘ ‘No‘, said the priest, ‘not if you did not know‘. ‘Then why‘, asked the Eskimo earnestly, ‘did you tell me?‘.” — Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974.
