9. The Mayan Calendar ~ December 21, 2012 ~ HUMOR

MAYAN CALENDAR SECRETS REVEALED

Mayan Stone Carver and The Future

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my king thinks of me, or the amount of wealth I have, or the size of my home…But the world may be different because I created something so bafflingly different.

Judgment Day ~ Curtis and Leroy

Dear Curtis,

I know that I will be one of the chosen ones and be let into heaven on Judgment Day (whenever that is). Could be December 21, 2012??

I’m sorry to hear you ain’t comin’ along.  You’re a good guy but you voted for George Bush – twice.

Since you are my best friend, I’m leaving all my valuable possessions to you.

Please take care of my dog, Sam and my pig, Sammy. I know Sam likes you and he didn’t mean to bite you when you looked after him last time.

You can have my still. I drank all the moonshine that we made last spring. I didn’t think they’d let me bring it with me.

I’ll also let you have my car. See if you can get it to work.

I’m keeping my rifle and I’ll try to sneak it in. You never know what to expect!

That’s about all I have. Oh ya! You can have my wife, too. She likes those GOP fellows, so I reckon she won’t be invited to heaven either.

Good luck (You’ll need it!),

Leroy,

One of The Saved, Praise the Lord!

PS

Just in case those Mayan Predictions are not true and that Camping fella is wrong (again ), can I please have Sam and Sammy back?

Mayan Predictions and the 2012 Presidential Election

Santorum and the Mayan Predictions

Is it only me or does anyone else think that

American Politics has turned into such an

embarrassing mess?

Be afraid, very afraid!

Meghan McCain Isn’t ‘Dumb’ to Worry About Rick Santorum

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.
- Mark Twain in Eruption

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about. Solomon Short

Rick Santorum Dumb Quotes~ ( don’t google his last name )

“They talk about income inequality. I’m for income inequality.”

Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

What we should be teaching are the problems and holes and I think there are legitimate problems and holes in the theory of evolution. And what we need to do is to present those fairly from a scientific point of view. And we should lay out areas in which the evidence supports evolution and the areas in the evidence that does not.

Rick Santorum is the anti-gay, anti-abortion guy who is running on these social issues. Never mind health reform or jobs. Or anything important or non-discriminatory, for that matter.

Secrets of the Mayan Calendar and the End of the World

MAYAN CALENDAR STONE CARVERS AND HAROLD CAMPING

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Harold Camping quotes and predictions:

“And now, we have no option. We can’t say ‘maybe’ ‘it’s possible’ ‘it looks very probable…’ No way! We have to say this is what the Bible teaches! This is fact! May 21, 2011 is the day of the Rapture, it is the day that Judgment Day begins…”

“When September 6, 1994, arrives, no one else can become saved. The end has come.”  1994

“Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence.”

MAYAN CALENDAR ~ END OF THE WORLD 2012 ~ MYTH OR REALITY

The 2012 Presidential Election and the Mayan Calendar

Which Mayan Calendar do we use to Predict the End of the World?

I’m trying to do some research so that the

true secrets of the Mayan Calendar can be revealed.

Is December 21, 2012 the end of the world or a new beginning?

I’m not sure which calendar to use???

My early research has discovered the following fascinating facts about the Mayan Calendar.

Next, I will tackle the secrets of the Mona Lisa ~ Leonardo Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa is the most famous painting in the world as well as the subject of numerous conspiracy theories and speculation.

I have until December 21, 2012 to complete the projects. Any help would be appreciated.

Please check back regularly for more posts about the End of the World or the New Beginning