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Dear Sweetheart – One Hundred Kisses
A letter from her husband just before Valentine’s Day:
Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Your husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending my expense details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. The supermarket owner would not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses ~ 40 kisses
Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months? Please advise.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Your Sweetheart.
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HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY TO ALL CHOCOHLICS
February 9th IS HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY ~ A day worth celebrating!
The phrase Happy Chocolate Day began trending across the United States on Twitter. Good for you Twitter!
Chocolate in moderation is healthy for the heart and could reduce high blood-pressure.
NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS THAT IT IS BEST TO EAT CHOCOLATE IN THE MORNING.
If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!
Famous Quotes About Chocolate
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want.
And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. Mel Gibson
Chocolate Wisdom
Good Living
is an act of intelligence,
by which we choose things
which have an agreeable taste
rather than those which do not.
Brillat-Savarin
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. Jo Brand
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good. Mariska Hargita
A LITTLE HISTORY OF CHOCOLATE
The Aztecs held the COCOA bean in high regard, using it for currency. They also used it to create a luxury drink. The Mayans harvested cocoa bean from rain forests and worshiped the intoxicating substance as an idol. SMART PEOPLE!
Columbus became the first European to discover cocoa during his fourth voyage to the New World. He returned to Europe with the beans, but they were overlooked for other treasures. DUMB PEOPLE!
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Valentine Puns
ON VALENTINE’S DAY
MANY PEOPLE TAKE HEART
Volcano
**
I lava you!
Devil
You’re hot, I love you.
You lucky devil.
Dinosaur
You are dino-mite
Don’t let our love become extinct.
Golf, Tees
I’m crazy fore you
You make my heart putt-putt
Suited to a tee
We are a Par-fect couple
Cupid
All-I-Gator say is I love you
I’m wild about you
Snappy Valentine’s Day
I’d snap at a chance to be your valentine
Angel Food Cake
Thanks for being an angel—you take the cake
You’re the right catch
You are my All Star
We’ll have a ball together
You batter believe that I love you
We’ve really hit it off
You stole my heart
With you as my valentine, I’ll never have to play the field
Every time I’m near you I get all choked-up
Nuts
I’m nuts about you
Here’s to all the nutty things we’ve done
Popcorn
Popping in to say Happy Valentine’s Day
Don’t mean to be corny, but will you be mine?
You are pop!-pop!-popular
I’m e-kernel-ly yours
TEA
You are pre-tea cute
Love is brewing
You are tea-riffic
Love you to eterni-tea
You suit me to a tea
TIME
The time we spend together is priceless
Time stands still when I’m with you
I’ll love you ‘til the end of time
I love you big time
TRAIN
I choo-choo-choose you
What are you a-freight of? Please be my valentine!
We are on the right track
Our love will never de-rail
You steam roll me over
You are on the ex-press track to my heart
Our love will never need re-training
Yoda one for me
More Animal Valentine Puns and One liners
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental.
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: “I love you a ton!”
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: “You’re fun to hang around with.”
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion.
Happy Valentine’s Day
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Valentine Riddle
Read see how me
Down will I love
And you love you
Up and you if
Why do fools fall in love?
Because they want to fool around!
Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A. You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine?
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day?
A. I love beeing with you, Honey!
Have a Happy and Foolish Valentine’s Day!
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