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ANGRY BIRDS LOVE TWEETMENT FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

A VAMPIRE’S VALENTINE

MAYAN VALENTINE LOVE PREDICTION

Dear Sweetheart – One Hundred Kisses

A letter from her husband just before Valentine’s Day:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Your husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending my expense details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. The supermarket owner would not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses ~ 40 kisses

Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months? Please advise.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Your Sweetheart.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FROM THE MINI PIG

HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY TO ALL CHOCOHLICS

February 9th IS HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY ~ A day worth celebrating!

The phrase Happy Chocolate Day began trending across the United States on Twitter. Good for you Twitter!

 Chocolate in moderation is healthy for the heart and could reduce high blood-pressure.

NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS THAT IT IS BEST TO EAT CHOCOLATE IN THE MORNING. 

If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!

Famous Quotes About Chocolate

After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want.

And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. Mel Gibson

Chocolate Wisdom
Good Living

is an act of intelligence,

by which we choose things

which have an agreeable taste

rather than those which do not.

Brillat-Savarin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. Jo Brand

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good. Mariska Hargita

A LITTLE HISTORY OF CHOCOLATE

The Aztecs held the COCOA bean in high regard, using it for currency. They also used it to create a luxury drink. The Mayans harvested cocoa bean from rain forests and worshiped the intoxicating substance as an idol. SMART PEOPLE!

Columbus became the first European to discover cocoa during his fourth voyage to the New World. He returned to Europe with the beans, but they were overlooked for other treasures. DUMB PEOPLE!

Happy Valentine’s Day

I love you beary much!

Valentine Puns

ON VALENTINE’S DAY

MANY PEOPLE TAKE HEART

Volcano

**

I lava you!

Devil

You’re hot, I love you.

You lucky devil.

Dinosaur

You are dino-mite

Don’t let our love become extinct.

Golf, Tees

I’m crazy fore you

You make my heart putt-putt

Suited to a tee

We are a Par-fect couple

Cupid

 All-I-Gator say is I love you 

I’m wild about you 

Snappy Valentine’s Day

I’d snap at a chance to be your valentine

Angel Food Cake

Thanks for being an angel—you take the cake

You’re the right catch 

You are my All Star

We’ll have a ball together

You batter believe that I love you

We’ve really hit it off

You stole my heart

With you as my valentine, I’ll never have to play the field

Every time I’m near you I get all choked-up

Nuts

I’m nuts about you

Here’s to all the nutty things we’ve done

Popcorn

Popping in to say Happy Valentine’s Day 

Don’t mean to be corny, but will you be mine?  

You are pop!-pop!-popular 

I’m e-kernel-ly yours

TEA

You are pre-tea cute 

Love is brewing 

You are tea-riffic 

Love you to eterni-tea 

You suit me to a tea

TIME

The time we spend together is priceless 

Time stands still when I’m with you 

I’ll love you ‘til the end of time

I love you big time 

TRAIN

I choo-choo-choose you

What are you a-freight of? Please be my valentine!

We are on the right track

Our love will never de-rail

You steam roll me over

You are on the ex-press track to my heart

Our love will never need re-training

Yoda one for me

More Animal Valentine Puns and One liners

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental.

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: “I love you a ton!”

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: “You’re fun to hang around with.”

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Valentine Riddle

Read see how me

Down will I love

And you love you

Up and you if

Puppy Love

Why do fools fall in love?
Because they want to fool around!

Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A. You are bee- utiful!  Will you bee mine?
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day?
A.  I love beeing with you, Honey!

Valentine's Fool!

Have a Happy and Foolish Valentine’s Day!

VALENTINE LOVE POEM