8 Funny Poster of the Day

WISH EVERY DAY WAS FAT TUESDAY

Especially after Fat Tuesday

David Beckham’s Tribute to Jeremy Lin

WOMEN AND ANGER

Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation into The Mayan Prediction About Civilization’s End

Why did the Mayan skywatchers choose December 21st, 2012 A.D., as the end of their Long Count calendar? We know that the 13-baktun cycle of the Mayan “Long Count” system of timekeeping was set to end exactly on a winter solstice. The story began 2300 years ago. What is really incredible is that these ancient Mayans skywatchers were able to predict a winter solstice so far off into the future.

After exhaustive research, I have determined that the following is the definitive explanation for why and how the Mayans chose December 21, 2012.

It all has to do with the Mayan Sacred Tree ~ the crossing point of the ecliptic with the band of the Milky Way. There is further evidence of this in the ancient monument that references the “end date” 13 Baktun of the Tortuguero Monument 6. If you realize that a transit is “When Mercury or Venus passes in front of the Sun’s disk as seen from Earth.”  “Mercury transits happen about 12 times in a century.”   Not so important. But, the transits of Venus — the planet about which the Mayans were particularly interested — are “a very rare sight, about 12 times per millennium!”   Several scholars have suggested that the 2012 transit of Venus is all part of the 2012 A.D. end of the world scenario. Basically the “1 degree every 72 years” rule of precession is extremely important. In this way, back in 3114 B.C. the sun conjuncted the Sacred Tree on Oct 10th, which is 72 degrees, or 1/5th of the ecliptic from the winter solstice.

So, there you have it! Any questions?

Other possible Conclusions

OR…

As one Mayan said to another,

“Do you think they’ll be smart enough to figure out that we only had enough room up to 2012. If not, this could really lead to some great end of the world theories!”

When in doubt…

JEREMY LIN PREDICTIONS AND THE MAYAN CALENDAR

What a great inspiration for all players who sit on the bench!

You don’t have to be a basketball or NBA fan to love the Jeremy Lin story.

If you like sports, or stories about underdogs, or Fairy Tales like Cinderella, then you’ll enjoy following this fascinating developing story.

LINSANITY CONTINUES TO GROW

VALENTINE BIRTHDAYS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Funny Valentine Song to the Tune of Amore

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand and that’s not what you planned
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw and the bales total four
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
That’s Sa…mur…ai.

Writer unknown

A VALENTINE FOR CHICKS

A DOG’S VALENTINE~ PUPPY LOVE

DON’T FORGET VALENTINE’S DAY ~ FEBRUARY 14