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April Fools and GOP Candidates
Newt Gingrich
He has decided that he needs a new campaign slogan.
“I didn’t do anything wrong and I won’t do it again”. (Borrowed from Nixon)
Mitt Romney
“I bet my wife’s 2 Cadillacs that I win the GOP nomination!”
Rick Santorum
~ “I will not tell any more lies or not as many as I usually do.”
(“I really believe in evolution ~ trust me”)
The GOP has announced that the entire Primary Process has been a prank on the American People and that Donald Trump will be their ultimate choice for the Republican Presidential bid.
HOWEVER,
NANCY REAGAN, MITCH DANIELS,
JOHN BOEHNER, AND MITCH DANIELS
have all
ENDORSED MICKEY MOUSE.
APRIL FOOLS
SERIOUSLY, THEY REALLY ARE FOOLS!
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Chocolate Can Help You Be Thinner
SWEET!
Best news I’ve heard in years!
Especially around Easter time.
What’s the best way to stay thin?
A new study finds it’s
exercisingand
eating a healthy diet full of – chocolate
So should you start adding a bar of chocolate to your daily diet?
Researchers say it’s too soon to say.
I disagree!
Better to be safe than sorry!
Even though chocolate can be loaded with calories, it’s full of antioxidants and other ingredients that may promote weight loss, the researchers said.
What kind of chocolate is best? ~ dark chocolate, because of its bitter flavor, may suppress appetite whereas sweet chocolate may stimulate it.
The study was performed by scientists at the University of California, La Jolla.
How much chocolate should you eat each day?
About 1 oz or 28-gram portion of dark chocolate, or add cocoa powder to your food or coffee just once a day.
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Easter Bunny and Snow
Who's tired of snow?
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Easter Chocolate is Good For You
New Study reveals
that chocolate
and
exercise
is good for you
~
It can help you stay thinner!
Should make for the best Easter ever!
Eat an Easter egg before each meal.
It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and that way you’ll eat less.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
“There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.” Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.
THE 12-STEP CHOCOHOLICS PROGRAM: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter Sunday.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs at Thanksgiving.
Chocolate Rabbit
I got a chocolate rabbit
For an Easter treat,
A great big chocolate rabbit
Good enough to eat.
So I ate his ears on Sunday,
His nose I finished Monday.
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone.
Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit
From the moment that he came,
And if I get another one,
I’ll love him just the same.
We love you, Easter Bunny!
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS THAT IT IS BEST TO EAT CHOCOLATE IN THE MORNING.
If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!
HAPPY EASTER
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