Leroy called Curtis and asked him if he would like to go deer hunting in the morning. Curtis said he would so Leroy told him he would pick him up at 5:00 am. The next morning when Curtis got in the truck he asked Leroy where they were going to hunt. Leroy told him he had a friend that had a huge farm up in Greene County with lots of deer and they could hunt there.
When they got to the farm, Leroy told Curtis to wait in the truck while he went in and told his friend they would be hunting there today. Leroys friend said it was OK, but he needed a favor. His old mule that he had for many years had come up blind and lame. He said he didn’t have the heart to shoot it so would Leroy stop at the field at the top of the hill and put it down. Just leave it where it falls and I’ll bring the backhoe up later and bury it.
Well, Leroy being the big joker that he is thought he would have some fun with Curtis. He got back in the truck just a cussin’ and acting mad as hell. Curtis asked what was wrong and Leroy said “That old bastard told me we couldn’t hunt here today. I’ve bought his seed and fertilizer, paid his vet bills and loaned him money for years and he does me this way.”
Leroy then drives to the top of the hill. He stopped the truck, grabbed his rifle and said there’s the son-of-a-b*tches mule, I’m going to shoot it and see how he likes that. As he was taking aim he heard two more shots. He looked around and Curtis was standing there with his rifle. He said “Hurry up Leroy, I just got two of the old bastards cows.”
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Can you see the Giraffe?
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One of my favourites!
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. The neighbor was curious and wanted to know what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, so he politely asked,”What are you up to there, Little Johnny?” “My goldfish died,” replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big grave for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”
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Some might say Poor CAT!
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That’s what I call Back Bacon
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Hogging the Road
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Little Piggy went to market
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Somewhere near Rochester , New York , Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m.
By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry–and still no buck.
At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed, guards the remains
of his lunch while a passer-by snaps a quiet photo
while trying not to startle the deer with a belly laugh.
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