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Whale “Attacks” sailboat.

John — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:15:56 +0000

Interesting that the people taking the movie seem to just leave!!!!

Dog Morning Pee – What a Bladder!

John — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 10:10:50 +0000

funny email forward, dog peeing, great video, cute

Breakfast at Ginger’s- golden retriever dog eats with hands – Great Video

John — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 10:04:16 +0000

funny email forward, funny dog video

Accenture Commercial- “Surfing Elephant”

John — Wed, 19 May 2010 10:45:06 +0000

My Best Friend – email forward!

John — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:51:00 +0000

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk off to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me. Where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.” The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

“Can my best friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.”

“How about my best friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler said. “The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates. Nope. That’s hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

Sometimes, we wonder why best friends keep sending funny email forwards to us without writing a word.

When you are very busy or don’t have much to say, but still want to keep in touch with your best friend, guess what you do, you forward funny emails.

Cutest Little Puppy Siren Video

John — Mon, 10 May 2010 18:34:27 +0000

This is our puppy. Every time an ambulance goes by our house, she “helps” with her own

cute siren!

More Get out and Enjoy Nature -Funny / Great Animal and Bird Pictures

John — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:04:33 +0000

Get out and Enjoy Nature -Funny / Great Animal and Bird Pictures

John — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:00:27 +0000

funny email forward, great pictures

Mother doesn’t want a Dog for Mother’s Day -very funny poem

John — Sat, 08 May 2010 18:40:13 +0000

Mother Doesn’t Want a Dog by Judith Viorst

Mother doesn't want a dog.
Mother says they smell,
And never sit when you say sit,
Or even when you yell.
And when you come home late at night
And there is ice and snow,
You have to go back out because
The dumb dog has to go.

Mother doesn't want a dog.
Mother says they shed,
And always let the strangers in
And bark at friends instead,
And do disgraceful things on rugs,
And track mud on the floor,
And flop upon your bed at night
And snore their doggy snore.

Mother doesn't want a dog.
She's making a mistake.
Because, more than a dog, I think
She will not want this snake.

HOW TO SURVIVE AN ANACONDA ATTACK

John — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:59:37 +0000

From a 1970s Peace Corps manual, “How to survive an anaconda attack.”

1. Do not run. The snake is faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground, put your arms tight against your sides and your legs tight against each other.

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will being to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic.

6. The snake will begin to swallow your feet first.

7. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees, reach down, take your knife, slide it into the side of the snake’s mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg. Quickly rip upward, severing the snake’s head.