Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
~ Unknown~
Sounds like something Maxine would say!
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Sounds like what Maxine would say. Some of her best sayings!
As I’ve Matured…
I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
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Does Wine make you Fat ?
Wine does not make you FAT – it makes you LEAN…
Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
Thought you’d be glad of this news.
What a great cartoon!
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Many of us need to really think about our health and daily routines. A little bit less food or a little more exercise every day is the key. A combination of the two every day is even better. Fad diets (or any diets) don’t work. The key is a little change to our regular routine for the rest of our short time on this planet.
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