Easter and Hot Cross Buns
A hot cross bun, or cross-bun, is a sweet bun marked with a cross on the top. They are traditionally eaten at Easter but in the UK they are now sold all year round.
That Rabbit Race
A rabbit raced a turtle -
I’m sure you know who won.
Mr Rabbit came in late -
A little hot cross bun!
The following old rhyme originated back in the 1800′s when English street venders sold the popular buns to the loud cry of “Hot cross buns!”
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
One ha’ penny, two ha’ penny,
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughters,
Give them to your sons
One ha’ penny,
Two ha’ penny,
Hot Cross Buns!
Good Friday come this month, the old woman runs
With one or two a penny hot cross buns.
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Chocolate Rabbit Poem
Chocolate Rabbit
I got a chocolate rabbit
For an Easter treat,
A great big chocolate rabbit
Good enough to eat.
So I ate his ears on Sunday,
His nose I finished Monday.
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone.
Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit
From the moment that he came,
And if I get another one,
I’ll love him just the same.
The sculptured Easter bunny made by artist Harry Johnson, 51, an exact replica of the well-known and loved Duracell® Bunny officially came in at 3.82 metres tall (12 feet, 5 inches) and weighed more than 3 tons (2721 kilos) – setting the new world record for the largest Chocolate Bunny.
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Easter Animations
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Funny Bunny Poems For Easter
Easter poem ‘Funny Bunny’ by Grandpa Tucker.
Funny Bunny
Little Easter, the comedienne bunny,
Tried too hard at being funny.
She juggled and she dropped the eggs
They fell and smashed between her legs.
Poor Easter left the stage in shame
And thought that she might change her name.
But then that bunny read this ad,
“This Sunday we need help real bad.”
So Easter Bunny kept her name
And through the years has gained much fame,
When Easter’s Sunday comes each year.
She delivers eggs and we all cheer.
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“Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter’s on its way.
Bringin’ ev’ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay.
He’s got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue.
There’s an orchid for your mommy,
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy Easter Day!”
- from the 1971 TV special, “Here Comes Peter Cottontail”
A basketful of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay.
Colored eggs for sister Sue.
There’s an orchid for your mommy,
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!
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What the Easter Bunny taught me…
ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy. ( Vladimir Putin super rich )
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. ( Donald Trump click here )
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans (Lindsay Lohan, Winona Ryder).
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors – you have to come out of your shell like ( Charlie Sheen )
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
Author Unknown
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Easter Jokes and One Liners
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
A. None, they’re all on the outside.
Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts
10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”
8. Can’t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?
A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.
Q. Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?A. Looks like the back stroke.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Q. How do you get letter to a bunny?
A. Hare mail.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A harenet.
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.
Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the hare-after.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What do you call a very smart bunny?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you.
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Q. Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.
Q. What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife?
A. A hare cut.
Q. Why do rabbits do so well at school?
A. They’re experts at multiplication.
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither–the Easter Bunny!
Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A. To the retail store.
Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A. Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep”…run over all the ether bunnies.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry–all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!”
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
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What is Easter?
Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first man, “WHAT IS EASTER?” The man replies, “Oh, that’s easy, it’s the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful…”
“WRONG,” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second man the same question, “WHAT IS EASTER?”
The second man replies, “No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
St. Peter looks at the second man, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third man and asks, “WHAT IS EASTER?”
The third man smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye.
“I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and He was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took Him to be crucified and was stabbed in the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and He was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter.”
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Meeting the Easter Bunny Poem
On Easter morn at early dawn
before the cocks were crowing,
I met a bob-tail bunnykin
and asked where he was going.
“Tis in the house and out the house
a-tipsy, tipsy-toeing,
Tis round the house and bout the house
a lightly I am going.”
“But what is that of every hue
you carry in your basket?”
“Tis eggs of gold and eggs of blue;
I wonder that you ask it.
“Tis chocolate eggs and bonbon eggs
and eggs of red and gray,
For every child in every house
on bunny Easter Day.”
He perked his ears and winked his eye
and twitched his little nose;
He shook his tail -what tail he had
and stood up on his toes.
“I must be gone before the sun;
the east is growing gray;
“Tis almost time for bells to chime.”
So he hippety-hopped away.
Written by: Rowena Bennett, 1930
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Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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