Real Mothers – Mommy to Mom to Mother
MOTHERS
Real Mothers don’t eat quiche;
They don’t have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils
Are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
Filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough
Doesn’t come out of carpets.
Real Mothers don’t want to know what
The vacuum just sucked up…
Real Mothers sometimes ask ‘Why me?’
And get their answer when a little
Voice says, ‘Because I love you best.’
Real Mothers know that a child’s growth
Is not measured by height or years or grade…
It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother…..
The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE – My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE – My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE – My Mother doesn’t know everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE – My Mother? She wouldn’t have a clue.
16 YEARS OF AGE – Mother? She’s so five minutes ago.
18 YEARS OF AGE – That old woman? She’s way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE – Well, she might know a little bit about it!
35 YEARS OF AGE – Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE – Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE – Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she
Shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!
Please send this to 5 Moms today.
If you don’t, nothing bad will happen,
But if you do, something goodwill:
You’ll boost a Mother’s spirits.
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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU ~ HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!
May 4 is Intergalactic Star Wars Day
“May the Force be with you.”
Not so Punny Star War Puns
Did you hear Darth Vader is single again? If you ask me, he’s been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Which Imperial commander was afraid of swimming? Darth Wader.
Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that’s content you “see three P-O’d”
How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.
What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.
What movie were you watching when your VW was recalled? Return of the Jetta.
Were the deserts of Luke’s youth havens for body art? Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.
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WISHES FOR MY MOM ON MOTHER’S DAY
I LOVE YOU MOM.
THESE ARE MY WISHES FOR YOU ON MOTHER’S DAY
AND EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!
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Happy Mother’s Day From the Dog ~ Being a Mom is RUFF!
Happy Mother’s Day to Mom’s of all 4 footers and 2 footers. |
Happy Mother’s Day to all of you who have children
that are bit hairier than others and walk on four paws!
This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick dogs in their arms, wiping up barf laced with edible and inedible things and saying “It’s okay baby, Mommy’s here.”
Who have sat on the floor for hours on end soothing dogs who can’t be comforted.
This is for all the mothers who show up at work with dog hair on their suits, unexpected scratches on their wrists and poo bags in their purse, coat pocket, pants pocket and all other pockets.
For all the mothers who make their own dog food and treats. And all the mothers who don’t.
This for the mothers who help the new mothers deal with the loss of their litter. And the mothers who help them cope when they are given new homes.
This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections consist of ribbons and photos.
And for all the mothers who froze their buns, sweated gallons, and swatted away bees to watch their precious prance into a ring and achieve 2nd place and then jump around as though they had won best in show.
This is for all the mothers who go to the special pet stores to collect the proper treats, food and toys no matter that it take 3 stops and 50 stoplights.
This is for all the mothers who taught their dogs to sit, come and stay. And for all the mothers who opted for sit.
This is for all the mothers who teach their dogs agility and obedience and actually understand that it needs to be FUN!
This is for all the mothers who took their dog to the vet assuring them that there would be no needles only to be told they need a blood sample.
For all the mothers whose dog has gone missing and was returned because she had the forethought to have a chip put between its shoulders.
What makes a good Mother anyway?
Is it patience?
Compassion?
Ever available treats?
The ability to answer the door, hold back the dog and deal with a phone call all at the same time?
Or is it in her heart?
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MOTHERS THINK TWICE
Famous Funny and Inspirational Quotes About Mothers
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“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard” ~ Author Unknown
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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ~Milton Berle
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“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.” ~Rajneesh
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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOM
Happy Mother’s Day Quotes
All I am I owe to my mother.
- George Washington
The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.
- W.R. Wallace
To a child’s ear, ‘mother’ is magic in any language.
- Arlene Benedict, For Mother with Love
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MOMS ARE BUSY PEOPLE
Moms are the busiest people on the planet.
Moms are like superheroes. They juggle everything from household budgets to healthcare decisions. They handle household chores and shuttle the kids to countless after-school activities, making home-life the full-time job that it is. And yet for many, it doesn’t stop there as they maintain full-time jobs and may also be caring for aging parents on top of all of the responsibilities at home.
Simple reminders for Mothers to take care of themselves and quotes to ponder.
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Do simple exercises every day.
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Take time as often as possible to do something just for you.
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Sing while working. Arthur Freed said,” I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain; What a wonderful feeling, I’m happy again.”
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Take a nap. Martha Steward said,”I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not a waste of time.”
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Kiss your love ones. Benjamin West said,”A kiss from my mother made me a painter.”
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Laugh out loud. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Sleep well. Leonardo da Vince said,”A well-spent day brings happy sleep.”
May these reminders help you to have a wonderful DAY,
EVERY DAY.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
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Famous Quotes About Moms and Mothers
Mother’s Day is just around the corner!
She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. ~Margaret Culkin Banning
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle
