2. Father’s Day

Don’t Forget Father’s Day

Father’s Day is

Sunday, June 16,  2013

Don’t Forget Father’s Day!

Quotes-about-father-love-

What Is A Dad?

A dad is someone who
wants to catch you before you fall
but instead picks you up,
brushes you off,
and lets you try again. 

A dad is someone who
wants to keep you from making mistakes
but instead lets you find your own way,
even though his heart breaks in silence
when you get hurt. 

A dad is someone who
holds you when you cry,
scolds you when you break the rules,
shines with pride when you succeed,
and has faith in you even when you fail…

- Unknown
Father's Day don't forget
Father's Day, don't forget

A father is someone that 
holds your hand at the fair
makes sure you do what your mother says
holds back your hair when yor are sick
brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy
lets you eat ice cream for breakfeast 
but only when mother is away
he walks you down the aisle
and tells you everythings gonna be ok

- Unknown

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework please Dad – I’m stuck!

Dad will never say

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.

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Great Gift ideas for Father’s Day:
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Happy Father’s Day ~ I love you, dad!

Happy Father’s Day June 16, 2013

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GRANDPA AND GRANDMA GO HI TECH

LOL GRANDPA AND GRANDMA GO HI TECH

My Grandpa told me that after much deliberation

he has decided that he and Grandma

should get more involved with the Hi tech revolution.

He thought he would ask for a new

Apple iCar for Father’s Day…

icar-prediction

And he was sure Grandma would be delighted to get

( instead of a new vacuum cleaner )

the following new Apple product for Mother’s Day

The iRon

iRon-apple invention for women

and that’s when the fight started

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Cats In The Cradle I always think about this song especially on Father’s Day

Don’t grow up just like him!!!!

Lyrics Artist: Harry Chapin

My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin’ ‘fore I knew it, and as he grew
He’d say “I’m gonna be like you dad
You know I’m gonna be like you”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin’ home dad?
I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then son
You know we’ll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, “Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let’s play
Can you teach me to throw”, I said “Not today
I got a lot to do”, he said, “That’s ok”
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, “I’m gonna be like him, yeah
You know I’m gonna be like him”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin’ home son?
I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then son
You know we’ll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
“Son, I’m proud of you, can you sit for a while?”
He shook his head and said with a smile
“What I’d really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin’ home son?
I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then son
You know we’ll have a good time then

I’ve long since retired, my son’s moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, “I’d like to see you if you don’t mind”
He said, “I’d love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job’s a hassle and kids have the flu
But it’s sure nice talking to you, Dad
It’s been sure nice talking to you”

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He’d grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin’ home son?
I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then son
You know we’ll have a good time then

Harry Chapin Cats in the Cradle (Soundstage)


HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

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Beau Hossler ~ Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I’m leading the US Open

17 year old, Beau Hossler, with his godfather as is caddie (caddie Bill Schellenberg)

is given his dad the best Father’s Day present ~ at one point during the second round he was leading the

Us Open Golf Championship at Olympic Club.

“It’s pretty cool,” said Beau Hossler. “I feel like I’m a little more experienced this year.

I feel comfortable out here.”

He played his last seven holes at 5 over and finished the second round tied for ninth place. He is still low amateur.

“Let’s be honest,” said his father, the elder Beau Hossler. “I’m sure he got caught up a bit in the moment.”

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Cute Father’s Day Jokes and Riddles

I hope you enjoy these cute Father’s Day Jokes and Riddles!?Cute Father's Day Jokes and Riddles

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, “Daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued “That’s because Mummy put you in charge, right?”

What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost

Spook when you’re spooken to!

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?

Mum and Dad!

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it’s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!

Do fathers always snore?

No – only when they are asleep!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework please Dad – I’m stuck!

Dad will never say

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.

 

Father’s Day Riddles

1. If my name was mixed with my dad’s name it would be maroon. If I mixed with mom’s I’d be just a tiny bit lighter. If my mom mixed her name and my dad’s name, it would be my name. My dad’s name is blue. What is my name? What’s my mom’s name?

2.How old is Dad riddle?

A father and son are chatting when the son poses this question: ” Dad, Im 22 now, but just how old are you?”

The father replies, “You wanna know how old your old man is,eh? Hmm, well, I tell you what. I’m as old as your age, plus half of my age.”

How old is the father?

Answers Below:

cute Father's day jokes riddles

 

1. My name is Purple. Mom’s name is Red.

2. son’s age = 22
let dad’s age be x
so,
son’s age + half of dad’s age = dad’s age
22 + (1/2)x =x
22 + x/2 =x
44 + x = 2x
2x -x = 44
x=44
dad’s age is 44

Cute Father's Day Jokes and Riddles

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You Never Had to Love Me – Poem for Father’s Day

I loved this beautiful poem about love and Father’s Day

You Never Had to Love Me

Happy Father’s Day- Beautiful Poem

You never had to smile at me,

Or tell me I made you glad.

You never had to say I was special,

Or hug me when I was sad.

You never had to hold my hand,

Or check under my bed.

You never had to laugh with me.

Or when I was sick feel my head.

You never had to drive me to school,

or make sure I was doing my best.

You never had to make me feel beautiful,

Above all the rest.

You never had to walk me down the Isle,

On that very special day.

You never had to protect me,

In every kind of way.

You never had to be proud of me,

Even when I had done something wrong.

But I guess you did all of these things,

Because you loved me all along.

You wanted to be my father

Although you never had to be.

And you loved me more than life itself,

Even though you never had to love me.

I thank you every day,

For choosing to be in my life.

You made me the woman I am,

A good mom and a good wife.

I love you more than anyone,

Could ever comprehend.

I will love all the way,

To the very end.

And then when I see you,

All I want to say,

Is that I never had to love you,

But I love you more every single day.

by Chelsea Ebrecht.

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More Gift Ideas for Father’s Day – My Favourites – Top Ten List of Gifts for your Dad

Lawn Cutting and Landscaping Services

Bottle of Wine or Scotch

New Wallet

Tickets to his Favourite Sporting Event

A Massage

Massage for Mother's Day

Green Fees at his Favoutie Golf Course

Car Accessories -First aid Kit, organizer

A set of Golf Clubs

New Grips for his Golf Clubs

Fishing gear

Other Gift Ideas for your Father:

iPad

iPhone

Pocket Projector for iPhone® 4 Devices

Displays crisp, bright video on any surface with dock-and-go simplicity.

 

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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2012

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Daddy Doesn’t Want to Play with Me!

Father’s Day Stories
Daddy Doesn’t Want to Play with Me!
by Author Uknown
Once there was a little boy who wanted his dad to teach him how to play catch. One sunny day the little boy’s father was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer, while watching a baseball game. The boy rushed into the house exclaiming
“Daddy, daddy, daddy, show me how to play catch!” The father, blankly starring at the television screen, replied ” In a little while son, let me finish watching this inning, come back in five minutes.”
“Okay daddy” said the boy and ran out of the room. Five minutes later the boy returned screaming “Daddy, let’s go, let’s play some catch now!”
The father turned to the boy and said hold on son the inning is not quite over come back in five more minutes. “Okay, daddy” said the boy as he shuffled out the room. Five minutes later the boy returned ball and glove in hand eagerly awaiting for his father to play some catch.
“Daddy, lets go, I want to be Ken Griffey Jr.!” shouted the boy.
By this time, the father had cracked open another cold one and another inning was taking place. Frustrated by the boy’s constant hindrances, the dad scanned the room. While scanning the room the father notice a magazine underneath the coffee table. On the cover of the magazine was a large picture of the world. The father, who was angered & annoyed, began tearing the magazine cover in to small pieces. After a few moments, of shredding up the magazine cover, the father placed the torn pieces on the magazine. Then, the father turned to his boy and said “Son, once you put this picture of the world back together we can play catch, but do not interrupt me again until you are done!”
Apprehensively, the boy took the magazine and sulked into his room. As he sobbed “Okay, daddy I won’t”.
A few moments later the boy returned and said, “I’m done daddy can we play catch now?”
Stunned, the father glanced towards his child, and there in his small hands laid the magazine with the world pieced perfectly together. Amazed, the dad asked his child how he put the world together so quickly.
“It was simple” stated the boy “On the back of the world was a picture of a person, and once I put the person together that’s when their world came together.”

 

Father’s Day Stories

Daddy Doesn’t Want to Play with Me!
by Author Uknown

Once there was a little boy who wanted his dad to teach him how to play catch. One sunny day the little boy’s father was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer, while watching a baseball game. The boy rushed into the house exclaiming

“Daddy, daddy, daddy, show me how to play catch!” The father, blankly starring at the television screen, replied, ” In a little while son, let me finish watching this inning, come back in five minutes.”

“Okay daddy,” said the boy and ran out of the room. Five minutes later the boy returned screaming, “Daddy, let’s go, let’s play some catch now!”

The father turned to the boy and said hold on son the inning is not quite over come back in five more minutes. “Okay, daddy”, said the boy as he shuffled out of the room. Five minutes later the boy returned ball and glove in hand eagerly awaiting for his father to play some catch.

“Daddy, lets go, I want to be Ken Griffey Jr.!” shouted the boy.

By this time, the father had cracked open another cold one and another inning was taking place. Frustrated by the boy’s constant hindrances, the dad scanned the room. While scanning the room the father notice a magazine underneath the coffee table. On the cover of the magazine was a large picture of the world. The father, who was angered & annoyed, began tearing the magazine cover in to small pieces. After a few moments, of shredding up the magazine cover, the father placed the torn pieces on the magazine. Then, the father turned to his boy and said, “Son, once you put this picture of the world back together we can play catch, but do not interrupt me again until you are done!”

Apprehensively, the boy took the magazine and sulked into his room. As he sobbed, “Okay, daddy I won’t”.

A few moments later the boy returned and said, “I’m done daddy can we play catch now?”

Stunned, the father glanced towards his child, and there in his small hands laid the magazine with the world pieced perfectly together. Amazed, the dad asked his child how he put the world together so quickly.

“It was simple”, stated the boy, “On the back of the world was a picture of a person, and once I put the person together that’s when their world came together.”

Don’t be a “Cat’s in the Cradle Dad!” LIfe is so short!

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