Fitness For the Golden Years

Proud Canadian Joke

A recent study found
the average Canadian walks
about 900 miles a year.
Another study found
Canadians drink,
on average,
22 gallons of beer a year.
That means,
on average,
Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Canadian,
doesn’t it??!!

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A recent study found

the average Canadian walks

about 900 miles a year.


Another study found

Canadians drink,

on average,

22 gallons of beer a year.    That means,

on average,

Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.

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Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Canadian,

doesn’t it??!!

Note: Measurements are Imperial Measures
(because the the studies were done by Americans!)

    900 miles (statute) is equal to 1,448.41 kilometers.
    • 22 gallons (US) is equal to 83.28 litres
    41 miles (statute) is equal to 65.98 kilometers.
    17.5 km/litres

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Weekly Fitness Routine – My Version of a Workout

weekly fitness routine

The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program. Not Wanting

to harm this old body, I’ve devised the following:

Monday

Beat around the bush

Jump to conclusions

Climb the walls

Wade through the morning paper

Tuesday

Drag my heels

Push my luck

Make mountains out of mole hills

Hit the nail on the head

Wednesday

Bend over backwards

Jump on the Band Wagon

Run around in circles

Thursday

Advise the President on how to run the country

Toot my own horn

Pull out all the stops

Add fuel to the fire

Friday

Open a can of worms

Put my foot in my mouth

Start the ball rolling

Go over the edge

Saturday

Pick up the pieces.

Sunday

Kneel in prayer

Bow my head in thanksgiving

Uplift my hands in praise

Hug someone and encourage them.

Whew! What a workout!

funny emails

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Funny Massage. Looks a little squirrely but great! Good gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or any occasion!

Father's Day Massage -funny

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So true! Weight Scale Joke

What a great cartoon!

Little_Girls- weight-scale-wisdom

How true!

Funny Poem about

Chocolate and Dieting

at Christmas Time at:

Chocolate Christmas Poem 

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Fit or dead!

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To the smart women I know and love!


With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured,

educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!



Must be where ‘Smart Ass’ came from!

You might enjoy this post about the Christmas Diet Fail ~ Cute poem at: 

http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/12/christmas-diet-poem/


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A little Fitness Humour for you while you look up Winter Olympic News on your Computer

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Neck Exercises to do at the computer

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Any Age is the Right Age To Excercise

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Click on the following link for more Fitness For the Golden Years Information:

http://fitnessforgoldenyears.blogspot.com/

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Starting to Exercise Joke. She should be proud of him.

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Truth Hurts Height and Weight Joke

New Year Diet-33

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