Proud Canadian Joke
A recent study found
the average Canadian walks
about 900 miles a year.
Another study found
Canadians drink,
on average,
22 gallons of beer a year. That means,
on average,
Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Canadian,
doesn’t it??!!
Note: Measurements are Imperial Measures
(because the the studies were done by Americans!)
900 miles (statute) is equal to 1,448.41 kilometers.
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22 gallons (US) is equal to 83.28 litres
41 miles (statute) is equal to 65.98 kilometers.
17.5 km/litres
- 900 miles (statute) is equal to 1,448.41 kilometers.
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- 22 gallons (US) is equal to 83.28 litres
- 41 miles (statute) is equal to 65.98 kilometers.
- 17.5 km/litres
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Weekly Fitness Routine – My Version of a Workout
The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program. Not Wanting
to harm this old body, I’ve devised the following:
Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper
Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head
Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles
Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire
Friday
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge
Saturday
Pick up the pieces.
Sunday
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them.
Whew! What a workout!
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So true! Weight Scale Joke
What a great cartoon!
Funny Poem about
Chocolate and Dieting
at Christmas Time at:
Chocolate Christmas Poem
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To the smart women I know and love!
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
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You might enjoy this post about the Christmas Diet Fail ~ Cute poem at:
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/12/christmas-diet-poem/
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A little Fitness Humour for you while you look up Winter Olympic News on your Computer
Neck Exercises to do at the computer
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Any Age is the Right Age To Excercise
Click on the following link for more Fitness For the Golden Years Information:
http://fitnessforgoldenyears.blogspot.com/
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