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The Proof that the Easter Bunny is Real!

The Perfect Man, Perfect Woman and The Easter Bunny

Once upon a time there was a Perfect Man and a Perfect woman.

After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

Just before Easter there was a freak snow storm. They were driving their

perfect car along a winding road

when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.

To their surprise, there stood The Easter Bunny with his huge basket of eggs.

Not wanting to disappoint any children,

the perfect couple loaded The Easter Bunny and his eggs into their car.

Unfortunately, the storm got worse

and the perfect couple and The Easter Bunny were in an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman survived the crash.

She’s the only one who existed in the first place.

Everyone knows that the Easter Bunny isn’t real

and there has never been a Perfect Husband.

Women stop reading now.

Men continue reading below.

So, if there was no Perfect Man and no Easter Bunny,

the woman must have been driving!

This explains why there was a car accident.

Men, continue reading below.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you are still reading,

this illustrates another point.

Some women never listen or follow directions!

Happy Easter So Cute!

Easter Stock Market Advice

With the Stock Market at record highs near Easter Time,

investors should remember this wise

investment advice.

The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy

Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy End of Innocence!

 

I remember very clearly the night I shattered my son’s belief in two ( or more ) great fairy tales or legends.

I crept into his room at night to put some money under his pillow in exchange for a tooth that he had lost earlier that day.

Unfortunately, he woke up!

When he realized what I was doing, he thought for a second and said, 

“Does that mean there’s no Easter Bunny?”

And that was the end of his Innocence!

 

The legend of the Tooth Fairy is about a fairy that gives a child money or gifts in exchange for a baby tooth that has has fallen out. Children typically place the tooth under their pillow at night. The fairy is said to take the tooth from under the pillow and replace it with money once they have fallen asleep.

The End of the Innocence LyricsArtist(Band):Don Henley

Remember when the days were long
And rolled beneath a deep blue sky
Didn’t have a care in the world
With mommy and daddy standing by

Easter Facts

The Easter Bunny Gets in Shape For Easter

Now that Spring has arrived, it’s time for the Easter Bunny to start working out!

What does the Easter Bunny do to get in shape

so he/she can deliver all those Easter Eggs?

Easter Bunny Workout

- Bunny hops (lateral hops) 
- Cadbury crunches (crunches) 
- Single “egg” squats (single leg squats) 
- Bunny bombers (dive bomber push-ups) 
- Run bunny run (sprint)

March Madness and The Chocolate Easter Bunny

HAPPY EASTER 

The Easter Bunny prediction for March Madness 

Louisville

will win!

If Duke defeats Louisville,

then Duke will win the whole thing!

BUT THEN THERE ARE THESE GUYS!!!!

Everyone is rooting for the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles in this year’s March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament.  They defeated Georgetown in their first-ever NCAA tournament game and then went on to destry San Diego State.  They are the first-ever No. 15 seed to win two games in the tournament and advance to the Sweet 16 Round.

So far, the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles

are certainly this year’s Cinderella Story

To me the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles are best described by this quote:

“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.” ~ Jerry Tarkanian

Easter Monday Humor

The Easter Bunny must be eggs-austed!

Holy Humor Week

Risus Paschalis ~ The Easter Laughter

 On Easter Monday, there was a tradition in some countries where people would gather after church and tell jokes.

At the end of the Easter church service, the Easter Mass, the priest would leave the altar and come down among the people and lead the congregation in what was called the “Risus Paschalis” which means “the Easter laughter.” The priest would tell funny stories and sing comical songs.

Here are a few (corny) jokes and one liners for Easter Monday

When one breeds an angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny is that a cross Hair?

 Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Mechanic to customer: “I couldn’t fix your breaks, so I made your horn louder.”

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Sign over the scale in a doctor’s office: “Pretend it’s your IQ.”

The Easter Bunny Taught Me…

Happy Easter !!!!!   Everything                 I Need to Know,                     I Learned          from the Easter Bunny...      Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.    Walk softly and carry a big carrot.  Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.    There’s no such thing as too much candy.  All work and no play can make you a basket case. A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.  Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Some body parts should be floppy. Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.  Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.     The grass is greener in someone else’s basket. An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.   To show your true colors,                                you have to come out of your shell. The best things in life                               are still sweet and gooey.